Top 18 Reasons to Date a Paintball Player

[Seany]

Yeah so many things he could have said there.

1. We have pot galore but never smoke them, just the opposition
2. We cram our balls in to tiny places
3. We hate it when our balls get wet or sticky

but thats not true... i love getting my spuds wet

 

[fuzzy juzzy]

not sure if it's a good point or bad point ..... but we love to go T-Bag(ing)

 

[Kat]

TOP 18 REASONS TO DATE A PAINTBALL PLAYER
1. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty.
2. We know how to listen to directions.
3. We have at least a 10 inch barrel.
4. We can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired.
5. We always wear protection.
6. We LOVE to be agressive.
7. We never forget to lube.
8. Money is no limit.
9. We can squeeze into tight spots.
10. We play in different positions.
11. We're quick to reload.
12. We make sure our balls are in perfect condition.
13. We can use any holes.
14. Spraying is no problem.
15. We have quick finger action.
16. We always have to have the best cocker on the field.
17. If we run out of gas, it takes us less then 5 seconds to get us going again.
18. We know how to work position front, back, and all in between.

Just a shame none of it applies when you take it out of the paintball context

 

[ioufx]

but thats not true... i love getting my spuds wet

LOL, everyone has said all the good ones now..

 

[paintball target]

Just a shame none of it applies when you take it out of the paintball context

oooooooooooo well

 

[Zorg]

Just a shame none of it applies when you take it out of the paintball context

Pfft, it all applies to -some- of us!

 

[Luke W]

i dont, i have an ego

No you don't.

Can we rename him Wussa?

Yeah

 

[Devrij]

Just a shame none of it applies when you take it out of the paintball context

There's reason number 1 NOT to date a female paintballer: They go straight for your balls

 

[Cook$]

I remember this being crap the first time around....

And after a bit of digging, I found what I replied the first time around. Which I think still applies.

3 reasons not to date a paintballer that are not loosely based innuendos
1. They bang on and on about paintball.
2. They are mostly fat old *******s.
3. For the most part, if they are as good in bed as they are at paintball, there would be a lesbian for every player.

 

[Golddust]

Haha cook and Kat put the boot in it

Being 15 its all good as im not a fat old ******* and dont bang on about paintball
Jake please read this and learn not to bang on about paintball