When....

[SwissTony]

Good job it wasn't a rugby club do

He would have woken up with a lot worse hanging out of his arse

Rugby ball?
Goal Post?
fly-half?

 

[Cook$]

These things do not worry me. I was actually the one who inserted, said prophylactic, but I was involved in the general "event"...I believe I may even have lubed the condom.

Did you spit into it first?

 

[Beanie]

Lol.
Just, Lol.....

I truly am amazed at what people can do in their spare time,
or how far people are willing to push the line of their boredom

 

[rkid]

what did the vibrator say to the banana ?????




What the f**k you shaking for, she is going to eat me next !

 

[SwissTony]

what did the banana say to the vibrator ?????




What the f**k you shaking for, she is going to eat me next !

Fixed

 

[Skeet]

Did you spit into it first?

Nah...I always found that a little Milk and a touch of flour usually does the trick, assuming it isn't under close scrutiny.

Two Tampons are sitting in a room when you walk in.
One is a Lillets one is a Tampax.

Which one says hello first?



















Neither, they are both stuck up cnuts....