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Missy-Q

300lb of Chocolate Love
Jul 31, 2007
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Harlem, NY
If people call me to sell me something, I always say that I have time for them, so long as they have time for me to talk to them about Jesus first.

They never have time...
 

Skeet

Platinum Member
I've been told you're a bonus baller :rolleyes:

I'll just shoot you in teh back of teh head.
Only for noobs who need to learn quickly, the most direct route off the field.
How in the name of Christ are you going to shoot me in the back of the head?

You walk off the field before me...if I do get shot out (I mean..imagine), I will be off the field before you have even sussed out your ass from your elbow...and if we did perchance meet, mid field...you would be so scared, that you would likely sh!t your pants....before you got mowed, which would have you leaving the field and I would be well gone past you, mowing the rest of your team.

I mean, come on...get with the program dude!!

Aim high mate, but don't get deluded!:D
 

Cro

Permanently semi
Jan 2, 2003
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Naaaarich
www.walkonzone.com
Only for noobs who need to learn quickly, the most direct route off the field.
How in the name of Christ are you going to shoot me in the back of the head?

You walk off the field before me...if I do get shot out (I mean..imagine), I will be off the field before you have even sussed out your ass from your elbow...and if we did perchance meet, mid field...you would be so scared, that you would likely sh!t your pants....before you got mowed, which would have you leaving the field and I would be well gone past you, mowing the rest of your team.

I mean, come on...get with the program dude!!

Aim high mate, but don't get deluded!:D
Do I sense some tension here? :D
 

Skeet

Platinum Member
If people call me to sell me something, I always say that I have time for them, so long as they have time for me to talk to them about Jesus first.

They never have time...
Nice one.

"Do you have a couple of minutes to answer a short questionnaire?"

"Certainly...do you have time to discuss Our Lord Jesus Christ, who died on the Cross so our sins...hello?"
 

JTD1993

Platinum Member
Jun 19, 2007
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Chatham, Medway, Kent, UK.
Only for noobs who need to learn quickly, the most direct route off the field.
How in the name of Christ are you going to shoot me in the back of the head?

You walk off the field before me...if I do get shot out (I mean..imagine), I will be off the field before you have even sussed out your ass from your elbow...and if we did perchance meet, mid field...you would be so scared, that you would likely sh!t your pants....before you got mowed, which would have you leaving the field and I would be well gone past you, mowing the rest of your team.

I mean, come on...get with the program dude!!

Aim high mate, but don't get deluded!:D
Even though I nearly shot you in the FIRST game we played. Hehe.
 

Skeet

Platinum Member
Even though I nearly shot you in the FIRST game we played. Hehe.
Now...I did compliment you on being last man standing...but, don't go nuts.

Nearly...you didn't Nearly do anything...you nearly didn't make the first game coz your gun wouldn't work, till some sexy team killer come tech, fixed it for you.

I was on your 30 and your team were mowed before you had made it out of your primary...then i shot you on the fingers dude....:D

Anyway...this thread isnt about me and you, its about life, tossers and rude people and crap TV and stuff innit