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Raffles

Going....going....not quite dead yet...
Jun 21, 2004
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oldham - lancs
written by some dead russian :D
He wrote it after he was killed?

Anyway - another Homerism "Don't eat me - I have a wife and kids - eat them!"

"Virginity is like a balloon - one prick and it's gone"

"Sex is like a bank account - one withdrawl and you loose all interest"

But the best of all (as stated in the other thread) - "Who's Pete Robinson?"
 

JAYDB

www.northernquarterpb.com
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" snowboarding is the only sport where there is no rules, the only rule is to have fun " - nicolas muller - 91 words for snow...
 

Nizzie

Beef, chicken or hot dog!
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"Of all the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go to any lengths for it. He will risk fortune, character, reputation and life itself"

"Ability may get you to the top but it takes character to keep you there"