A quote

[Disco ECI]

'No heart, No glory, Know heart, Know glory'

 

[Game]

Quote: "What do we burn besides witches?"
"MORE WITCHES!!!"

 

[D3ath ADder]

"Smell my cheese you mother"

"There's an udder on my leg....someone help me get it off"

 

[darren maskell]

If it aint broke dont try fixin it.

The older i get the faster i was.

Sh*t happens.

Its not the pace of life that bothers me its the suddern stop at the end.

If anyone can Ghandi can.

 

[darren maskell]

Stuppid as stuppid does.

 

[Parki]

"love is like war, easy to start, easier to end, and impossible to forget"

Author unknown

 

[sammurphy]

“When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!”

“I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!”

“You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”

“Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.”


All quotes from Homer Simpson

 

[Paontball Mad]

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.


I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

these are the best

 

[chazkore]

great quotes of our time

I will rule you all with an iron fist! You!! Obey the fist!

zim (the greatest evil alien ever)

"Pirate!"

cap'n jack sparrow

"mhhm grhhm mhhme"

sylvester stallone in any movie he has ever made

 

[Polly]

Its not the pace of life that bothers me its the suddern stop at the end.

"Its not the fall that kills you its the sudden stop at the end"

"If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space"