"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
A quote
- Thread starter Dark Warrior
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"I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick" - Muhamad Ali prior to the rumble in the jungle.
'I wouldn't mate, you'll never pick your teeth up with all those broken fingers'.
Me, last thursday, you know who you are.
Me, last thursday, you know who you are.
a few personal favourite:
"if a first you dont succeed, **** it and crack a beer"
"a weekend wasted is not a wasted weekend"
and one by the one and only Gorgy B:
"The future will be better tomorrow"
"if a first you dont succeed, **** it and crack a beer"
"a weekend wasted is not a wasted weekend"
and one by the one and only Gorgy B:
"The future will be better tomorrow"
Bugger off or I will punch your teeth so far down your throat you will have to insert a toothbrush up your backside to clean your them.
Can't beat collage banter
Can't beat collage banter
“ I pity the fool!”
~ Mr. T on Anybody
“ I pity the fool who pities the fool who pities the fool who pities the fool who pities the fool...”
~ Mr. T on pitiful fools
“ I pity the fool who made this ****!”
~ Mr. T on Graham Crackers
“ I wish to be as black as him someday”
~ Tyler Winter on Mr. T
“Bling.”
~ General Man on Mr. T.
“ I pity the fool who mess with my quotes”
~ Oscar Wilde on Mr. T
“Piece of crap. Who would ever have a "T" in their name if they are not Mr. T. Mr. T pities anyone named Ethan.”
~ Ethan on Mr. T
“ If you KIDS don't STAY away from my BINS I'm gonna take a WRENCH to your FACE”
~ Bins on Mr. T
“ I got no time”
~ Mr. T on Jibba Jabba
“I pity the foo' named Kanye West!”
~ Mr.T on Kanye West being beaten like a red-headed stepchild
“Most people get respect for things they do, he gets it beacause he's got a ****ing gun built into his ****ing arm!!”
~ Thomas Edison on Mr. T
“He is forever!”
~ The National Highlander Society of America of The World on Mr.T
“I pity the foo' who can't come up with a fake Oscar Wilde quote!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Mr.T
“The civil war started, cause heck, I pitied dem slaves!!!”
~ Mr. T on Civil War
“I pity jo' momma”
~ Mr. T on your mother
“Give 2pac some cheetos, man.”
~ Jossy on Mr. T
“Foo'”
~ Mr. T on You
“I pity the Fool who don't pity the Fool!”
~ Mr. T on Everyone else
“BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBBBBY!”
~ Mr. Blobby on Mr. T
“I don't even pity those fools”
~ Mr. T on Chavs
“In Soviet Russia, foo pities YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Mr. T's logic
“I pity the foo' who don't admire my mo'!!”
~ Mr. T on Mr. T's Mo
“He pities the foo'”
~ Captain Obvious on Mr. T
“I pity da fool who reads this page”
~ Mr. T on You
“I pity da fool who doesn't... phoone hoome!”
~ Mr. ET on making telephone calls
“ They have Mr. T, Norris, AND Lee now. Mr. T or Norris alone could destroy us all.”
~ Communist East on Mr. T and Norris
“Mr. T is my hero, because he'd rather pity you than beat you up with round house kick like someone else I know”
~ Jonny No-name on Mr.T (Laurence Tureaud)
“I PITY UR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
~ [[{{{2}}}]]
“He shivers me timbers yarrr!”
~ The One Pirate on Mr.T
~ Mr. T on Anybody
“ I pity the fool who pities the fool who pities the fool who pities the fool who pities the fool...”
~ Mr. T on pitiful fools
“ I pity the fool who made this ****!”
~ Mr. T on Graham Crackers
“ I wish to be as black as him someday”
~ Tyler Winter on Mr. T
“Bling.”
~ General Man on Mr. T.
“ I pity the fool who mess with my quotes”
~ Oscar Wilde on Mr. T
“Piece of crap. Who would ever have a "T" in their name if they are not Mr. T. Mr. T pities anyone named Ethan.”
~ Ethan on Mr. T
“ If you KIDS don't STAY away from my BINS I'm gonna take a WRENCH to your FACE”
~ Bins on Mr. T
“ I got no time”
~ Mr. T on Jibba Jabba
“I pity the foo' named Kanye West!”
~ Mr.T on Kanye West being beaten like a red-headed stepchild
“Most people get respect for things they do, he gets it beacause he's got a ****ing gun built into his ****ing arm!!”
~ Thomas Edison on Mr. T
“He is forever!”
~ The National Highlander Society of America of The World on Mr.T
“I pity the foo' who can't come up with a fake Oscar Wilde quote!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Mr.T
“The civil war started, cause heck, I pitied dem slaves!!!”
~ Mr. T on Civil War
“I pity jo' momma”
~ Mr. T on your mother
“Give 2pac some cheetos, man.”
~ Jossy on Mr. T
“Foo'”
~ Mr. T on You
“I pity the Fool who don't pity the Fool!”
~ Mr. T on Everyone else
“BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBBBBY!”
~ Mr. Blobby on Mr. T
“I don't even pity those fools”
~ Mr. T on Chavs
“In Soviet Russia, foo pities YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Mr. T's logic
“I pity the foo' who don't admire my mo'!!”
~ Mr. T on Mr. T's Mo
“He pities the foo'”
~ Captain Obvious on Mr. T
“I pity da fool who reads this page”
~ Mr. T on You
“I pity da fool who doesn't... phoone hoome!”
~ Mr. ET on making telephone calls
“ They have Mr. T, Norris, AND Lee now. Mr. T or Norris alone could destroy us all.”
~ Communist East on Mr. T and Norris
“Mr. T is my hero, because he'd rather pity you than beat you up with round house kick like someone else I know”
~ Jonny No-name on Mr.T (Laurence Tureaud)
“I PITY UR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
~ [[{{{2}}}]]
“He shivers me timbers yarrr!”
~ The One Pirate on Mr.T
god dammit!Someones been on Uncyclopedia
should also check out the chuch norris ones ... hahaha
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris
well, its more chuck norris facts
still funny