You know you're a paintballer when....

[philbo]

when you think pay mortgage or mag

 

[Cook$]

When you look at something mechanical an think "that's how an autococker works!"

What mechanical thing could you be looking at that works as unnecessarily complicated as an autococker? Autocockers were designed by Rube Goldberg. Seriously, the gun works like Mousetrap.

 

[CAMPBELL]

when going paintballing involves heavily drinking the night before or the night after

 

[Return of the Silver Fox]

When you've got a Lapco grey spirit pump with a micro quick change and elasticated wristband to hold the spare gas cylinders - and your wondering if its worth changing to a 12oz for a laugh

 

[Ant_UK_Refs]

when you start dreaming of robbo

Now that's just going TOO far Cowpat. You'd have got away with it if you were called "Lemon, baller without a willy" and were a lady........but you're not. You're male, and actually just revealed yourself to be quite sordid.

 

[Missy-Q]

You know you're a true paintballer when you no longer feel there is anything wrong with asking random people to give you things for free.

 

[cowface]

Now that's just going TOO far Cowpat. You'd have got away with it if you were called "Lemon, baller without a willy" and were a lady........but you're not. You're male, and actually just revealed yourself to be quite sordid.

lol

chill out dude, ill let you know when you pop in there aswell for a few beers,

 

[kamikaze_chris]

you have never got much spare cash, you cant remember the last full weekend you spent with your mrs, when your on the beach you have to most bruises on your body and look like you have been at the recieving end of domestic violence from the mrs !!!!

 

[gldnandy1987]

when the missus stops asking if your free at the weekend and is surprised if you say your staying in

 

[benjman]

when you tell people you have no money, but what you mean is you only have money for paintball