My not so finest moments:
Amsterdam Open 2001: I make a potentially game winning move towards a tea bag on the fifty. There's some paint coming my way, but no problemo if I slide into my bunker, which I do. Only problem is that it was raining like crazy that day, so the field had gotten a bit slippery. So I end up sliding underneath and past the tea bag. I think I got shot by five guys at the same time.
Campaign Cup 2002: Hearing the ref shout "10 seconds", only to find out my Angel has ceased to function. If that's not bad enough, I ended up being the last guy of my team in, with about 5 guys from Brutal Deluxe left closing in for the kill. All I could do to keep them at bay is give them angry looks. Luckily one of the marshalls (Banzai's last big outing) seemed to feel sorry for me and pulled my armband off, even though I didn't get hit (at least I don't think I did), sparing me a rather brutal mugging with no way to defend myself.
Diablo Cup 2002: Almost the same as above, although my marker started out working just fine, and we were playing Escarmouche. But when my hopper sliced a ball in half, my marker refused to work properly (at least I managed to shoot someone in that game). I ended up getting clipped by a long range shot, so again I was spared from a mugging.