you wont believe this ebay retard, u must read!

[Liz]

Originally posted by Idealist
Yeh thats what gave it away for me as well! I was totaly convinced until I noticed that

So didn't the spelling mistakes and grammatical howlers give it away even before that? Or the punctuation errors? Or the fact that £500 wouldn't exactly put you on the "Metropolitian Police most wanted Fugitives of this week for quick investigation" list -, not the most big time criminal activity!

 

[Idealist]

Originally posted by Liz
So didn't the spelling mistakes and grammatical howlers give it away even before that? Or the punctuation errors? Or the fact that £500 wouldn't exactly put you on the "Metropolitian Police most wanted Fugitives of this week for quick investigation" list -, not the most big time criminal activity!

lol!! thats actualy funnier than the first post!!

good effort, you've just made my day

 

[Rosie]

Originally posted by Liz
So didn't the spelling mistakes and grammatical howlers give it away even before that? Or the punctuation errors? Or the fact that £500 wouldn't exactly put you on the "Metropolitian Police most wanted Fugitives of this week for quick investigation" list -, not the most big time criminal activity!

nor the fact that the Met don't tend to execute people???

 

[Idealist]

Oh my god stop it it hurts!!

I just laughed so hard I spat most of my sandwich at the computer!

 

[Matski]

I too was taken in until I realised the contradiction in the Wiltshire/Met London connection. The rest was expertly crafted and fooled me for sure. The bit about the Met executing people just made it even scarier, I mean you only have to be wrongly identified in London nowadays- and wham SO19 get trigger happy.

 

[killer_carvil]

matski haha like the checky dig at SO19

alexm3524 you have this guys address i would send him a nice steaming turd and send him the tracking number for it

 

[Colsey]

I know we all see this as a bit of joke, but this email was sent to a 15 year old, ok prehaps 15 year olds shouldnt be on ebay but he was selling good quality goods legitimatly, and this scumbag has done has done this which I know actually worried him abit, not about the police thats obviousely crap but the fact this scumbag now has his address.

 

[Liz]

I have a friend who works for the Met (civilian), and I think I'll ask her if there's anything they would do about this - they ARE misrepresenting themselves as police officers!

 

[LIVE THOLS]

Im sure they'll have someone on the next flight to Nigeria to arrest them

 

[Cuttsy]

Send a load of us with our paintball markers, and well pay his sorri little ass a visit!!!


We could all cram in a big box, with are gear on and we could have us deliverd to his front door and when he opens box we all come out to decorate.