Wurzel Bash??

[Coran]

On the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me...

12 muggers mugging
11 boxes of hell fire
10 swetty marshalls
9 pot bitches filling
8 sup air bunkers
7 sparkling boomsticks
6 shiney E blades
5 baaaarrrrreellllll bungssssssss
4 ginsters pasties
3 three porno mags
2 flagons of cider
and a plaster for the welt on my knee!!!!

 

[Burb]

Theres no 13th of christmas, so i cant play this game...

13 doesnt exist
12 muggers mugging
11 boxes of hell fire
10 swetty marshalls
9 pot bitches filling
8 sup air bunkers
7 sparkling boomsticks
6 shiney E blades
5 baaaarrrrreellllll bungssssssss
4 ginsters pasties
3 three porno mags
2 flagons of cider
and a plaster for the welt on my knee!!!!