Wurzel Bash??

[Recoil]

On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to meeee....


Six shiny EBlades

Fiiiiveeee baaaareeeellll buuuuuuuuuuuuungs
Four Ginsters pasties
Three Porno mags
Two flagons of scrumpy
And a plaster for the welt upooon my knneeeeeeeee

 

[MrPink]

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

7 spanking Boomsticks

Six shiny EBlades
Fiiiiveeee baaaareeeellll buuuuuuuuuuuuungs
Four Ginsters pasties
Three Porno mags
Two flagons of scrumpy
And a plaster for the welt upooon my knee

 

[Collier]

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

8 sup air bunkers..

7 spanking Boomsticks
Six shiny EBlades
Fiiiiveeee baaaareeeellll buuuuuuuuuuuuungs
Four Ginsters pasties
Three Porno mags
Two flagons of scrumpy
And a plaster for the welt upooon my knee


Paul

 

[Cenobite]

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

9 plebs pot fillin?

Eight sup air bunkers
Seven spanking Boomsticks
Six shiny EBlades
Fiiiiveeee baaaareeeellll buuuuuuuuuuuuungs
Four Ginsters pasties
Three Porno mags
Two flagons of scrumpy
And a plaster for the welt upooon my knee

 

[Sammi T - Nexus Eclipse]

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Ten sweaty marshalls...

Nine plebs pot fillin
Eight sup air bunkers
Seven spanking Boomsticks
Six shiny EBlades
Fiiiiveeee baaaareeeellll buuuuuuuuuuuuungs
Four Ginsters pasties
Three Porno mags
Two flagons of scrumpy
And a plaster for the welt upooon my knee

 

[pat]

On the Tenth Day of xmas Andy Piper Gave To Me

10 New Caps

 

[Piper]

Now Pat you have gone and spoilt the whole thing. Why does it always come down to free stuff with Paintballers?

On the 11th day of christmas I gave to Pat........ Nothiiiiinnnngggg at all

Piper

 

[TJ Lambini]

not even herpes?

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

On the 11th day of christmas my true love gave to 11 boxes of hell fire

10 swetty marshalls
9 pot bitches filling
8 sup air bunkers
7 sparkling boomsticks
6 shiney E blades
5 barrel bungs
4 ginsters pasties
3 three porno mags
2 flagons of cider
and a plaster for the welt on my knee


So dose this mean we all sing it too? this should be amusing

 

[Sammi T - Nexus Eclipse]

thanks for the spelling correction sparks
knew it didnt look right!