Ive done that in the brecons!!! hurt like hell but bery funnyOriginally posted by Heaven
A well known paintballer pissing up against a electric fence that was funny this was some years ago. lmfao
worst accidents on feild
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Yet again, When I first started reffing about 10 years or more ago I had the pleasure of witnessing someone pissing on an electric fence. It was one of those things that puts a smile on your face for a whole day.
Not so funny, was the TG Sunderland player supermanning into a castle over a laydown and breaking his collar bone.
I was his mirror so never knew what was going on at all.
I was his mirror so never knew what was going on at all.
Same move, they use the cover story that he was going for the Elephant in the middle of tha castle but we all know that it was too much Elephant beer the night before.
Yup that was little ol' me
Marker wasn't working so I had to go out without one. Jose suggested that I run to the Elephant and make sweet love to it to try and distract the opposition. I agreed
Game on and I bolted straight to it and dived over the castle, bounced off the elephant and landed hard into the frozen soil.
Walked off the field using me battle pack as a sling, final result was my collarbone broken in four places and I now have a metal bar with seven screws in me bone.
Since then its been said that the elephant has gone missing, but I wouldn't know anything about that
Marker wasn't working so I had to go out without one. Jose suggested that I run to the Elephant and make sweet love to it to try and distract the opposition. I agreed
Game on and I bolted straight to it and dived over the castle, bounced off the elephant and landed hard into the frozen soil.
Walked off the field using me battle pack as a sling, final result was my collarbone broken in four places and I now have a metal bar with seven screws in me bone.
Since then its been said that the elephant has gone missing, but I wouldn't know anything about that
i know it's not the worst injury out there but i got shot on one of my nuts and it went purple and swelled to the size of a melon, it felt like the worst injury in the world and i seriously thought i was gonna lose it (i'd rather shatter my thigh bone again rather than going through that) !
Oh yes, my cousin popped his knee apart in a game, nine months off work !
Oh yes, my cousin popped his knee apart in a game, nine months off work !
how do you pop your knee apart that sound painful.
The worst thing that happened to me was first game of a tourney, my first tourney in charge of the team and the first game was against, in my opinion, the hardest team there - Dark Ritual (this was back when they were good ). Ran to the fifty, tripped just before it, bounced of the cokecan and my hopper went flying and was apparently inches away from Tiny (almost a good shot then). Damn accident ****ed up the whole touney but we did still get some cookies for it, and me not playing was probably an improvement for the team.
The worst thing that happened to me was first game of a tourney, my first tourney in charge of the team and the first game was against, in my opinion, the hardest team there - Dark Ritual (this was back when they were good
). Ran to the fifty, tripped just before it, bounced of the cokecan and my hopper went flying and was apparently inches away from Tiny (almost a good shot then). Damn accident ****ed up the whole touney but we did still get some cookies for it, and me not playing was probably an improvement for the team.
to pop your knee you have to run in one direction and suddenly change direction, but forget to tell your lower leg which keeps traveling in the original direction, whilst your thigh goes the opposite way, footballers are good at doing this too.
Once your knee has popped and torn all muscles and ligaments etc, the only cure is total bed rest while it mends itself? nice
Once your knee has popped and torn all muscles and ligaments etc, the only cure is total bed rest while it mends itself? nice
both knees
lower back
several ankles
half a dozen nut's
and one right on the FOOKIN end of my knob. Went to a goballistic site, which i marshell @, for my birthday took a lot of my family with me. About half way through im fed up of using there tipman's and blurt out fook it i'll just run for flag guy's you lot cover me
3....2...1... GAME ON.... i run half a dozen steps when WHACK right on the end i kind of fold up at all my joint's and collapse gurgling like a baby lol i got home and the end was all blue and bruised i couldn't even get a birthday treat from the miss it was that bad
lower back
several ankles
half a dozen nut's
and one right on the FOOKIN end of my knob. Went to a goballistic site, which i marshell @, for my birthday took a lot of my family with me. About half way through im fed up of using there tipman's and blurt out fook it i'll just run for flag guy's you lot cover me
3....2...1... GAME ON.... i run half a dozen steps when WHACK right on the end i kind of fold up at all my joint's and collapse gurgling like a baby lol
i got home and the end was all blue and bruised i couldn't even get a birthday treat from the miss it was that bad