Why does my wife hate paintball soooo much?

[Davo at work]

I have treid and tried to get my wife more involved with my ballin' even gave her the chance to run around the back garden whilst I tried out the accuracy of some new paint but alas, she just does not seem to 'get' paintball.

Anyone any ideas? (b4 anyone asks, yes I have thought about getting a new wife but that would mean not being able to afford my E blade so be reasonable!)

Any suggestions, the funnier the better, are welcome

thanks

 

[Hotpoint]

Why does my wife hate paintball soooo much?

I'm guessing you haven't learned how to walk a trigger at 15-20bps yet then?

 

[Roland]

Are you sure its paintball she hates and not just you?

 

[chunk]

get her a pink marker
lol

 

[Equus]

My missus dislikes paintball after I took her along to a rental day.

Some c*** decided to lean over log she was behind and plant (judging by the bruises) about 5-6 balls into her neck from about a foot away.

She was a bit upset (and hurt) and came to me for comfort. Saldy during the same I fell over during a sprint for a bunker and hit a tree tearing my shoulder out of its socket and fracturing my shoulder blade.

Now she doesnt ever want to do a rental day again (although she does want to do a tournament if anyone wants to give her a chance).

 

[cowface]

Originally posted by Equus
My missus dislikes paintball after I took her along to a rental day.

Some c*** decided to lean over log she was behind and plant (judging by the bruises) about 5-6 balls into her neck from about a foot away.

She was a bit upset (and hurt) and came to me for comfort. Saldy during the same I fell over during a sprint for a bunker and hit a tree tearing my shoulder out of its socket and fracturing my shoulder blade.

Now she doesnt ever want to do a rental day again (although she does want to do a tournament if anyone wants to give her a chance).

any1 give her a chance? i would of thought u would of sorted that out

 

[Robbo]

Originally posted by Equus
My missus dislikes paintball after I took her along to a rental day.

Some c*** decided to lean over log she was behind and plant (judging by the bruises) about 5-6 balls into her neck from about a foot away.

She was a bit upset (and hurt) and came to me for comfort. Saldy during the same I fell over during a sprint for a bunker and hit a tree tearing my shoulder out of its socket and fracturing my shoulder blade.

Now she doesnt ever want to do a rental day again (although she does want to do a tournament if anyone wants to give her a chance).

Did she ever find out that it was you who shot her in the neck ?

Robbo

 

[ices]

Originally posted by Equus
Now she doesnt ever want to do a rental day again (although she does want to do a tournament if anyone wants to give her a chance).

She gets hit by a few to the neck at close range, and she doesnt wanna do rental pball anymore,i agree with her but what im wondering about is why she wants to do a tourney if she hated the experience so much.

I mean thats nuffin compared to a good muggin.
Unless she just wants to do it in woods...........not sup air.

I say she shows thta she hates it but it made her get all giddy inside when she was in the midst of it all.
Women are calcualted liars at times mate, beware, she loves pball.

 

[Equus]

Originally posted by Robbo
Did she ever find out that it was you who shot her in the neck ?

Robbo

Curses.. Foiled again!

I would have got away with it if it went for you meddlin pro's!

 

[Half-Pint]

did you not read 44 ways to win in pgi?

Famine; tell her about all that finger work, communication and bonding skills. if that fails a shallow grave under a back bunker works just as well.

not entirely accurate but you get the picture.

HP