Why do fat men make good back-players?

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Who say's fat players can't run

We were doing timed runing and snap shooting and there was only 5 seconds bettween mr 30" waist and Mr um I'm wouldn't like to guess but big. Needless to say we all went into deep shock at how fast that much man could move and yes as a rule he playes back obviously not due to lack or speed.

 

[Buddha 3]

Thank you for agreeing to my point, Sparklie.
I can outrun a lot of you skinny-ass fools!

By the way, I'm not fat, I'm just......big boned!

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

I tottaly understand so's my not so little bro he was on a bet who got to 20 stone first till divorce 13 stone and we found cheek bones he looked real ill.

If I ever get round to scanning piccys have one of me a super fit flab free size 10, 23" waist. You wouldn't belive what I was weighing in at, was all pure muscles. In a life before paintball when I worked out 3 times a week and danced 15- 20 hours um happy days.

I prefer to play up frount I like to be a bit mad on the feild take a few chances do not have the restraint to stay back and keep every thing and every one in check.........um now that sounds familuar. Mabey I just like letting off steam. I don't tend to shoot that much paint, can yell loud though

 

[Sammi T - Nexus Eclipse]

a little off the subject but...

When are you playing next sparklie? Would like to meet another girlie player who shares the same passion... spangly guns, cute men, weekends filled with mud... well maybe i could do without the mud, plays havoc with my knee highs!

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Who say's fat players can't run

Originally posted by SPARKLIE CHICK
We were doing timed runing and snap shooting and there was only 5 seconds bettween mr 30" waist and Mr um I'm wouldn't like to guess but big.

Actaully 5 secs would be the differance between making that bunker! Not saying smaller guys should only be front players. But as some of us bigger guys find out. It isn't so much fun trying to find cover on the smaller bunkers anyhow! So for all you skinny built like 5 year olds you can keep your wee little man bunkers I love my coke can!

 

[Buddha 3]

Yeah, ya'll can't fade the big dudes!
One thing about that timed running thing though, I think it's better if you mentioned the distance involved. I mean, if it's on a distance of a mile, 5 seconds slower ain't bad. If it's on a distance from one bunker to the next, then I think you need to get that guy a wheelchair.

Seasons greetings people!

Buddha 'Mister Big Pimpin' 3

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Bruch well I am a bit wossey about playing in the cold but not on my own there so your awnser is warmer weather. Would love to meet you too nearly poped in to worzel bash but could't face the mud you'r not that far away so let me know and feel free to dop in on site some time. No mud .

Buddha

yes I do agree distances well two lengths of the feild snap shooting all the way so trying to hit the target at the same time. sorry all you skinny guys but we were tottally amazed and impressed. He really is a big lad, and lovley with it

Mabey what I should also add here is that 20 people all took part and were timed doing the same thing and like I said he came in second, all of the others were thinner, some younger. It was an achivement

 

[Micah]

How ummmm ..... Large .... is Robbo?

 

[Paul (fusionUK)]

Re: Who say's fat players can't run

Originally posted by TheRo0sTer

So for all you skinny built like 5 year olds you can keep your wee little man bunkers I love my coke can!

Aye, Coke cans rock!

 

[Alien]

You got that right mate
We'll let the youngsters do the silly things, like trying to hide behind a carrot when there's 60 odd balls a second coming at them
If it was'nt for us back players (old, fat, thin or whatever) you front guys would be bunkered every 5 minutes or less.

and btw who is usally the last left alive to go grab the flag, my moneys on the back guy

Have a wild new year guys

Alien