Why do fat men make good back-players?
- Thread starter ciaran.mooney
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Fat men find it hard to run, infact most find it hard to last the game without food! Many play at the back because they do not have the small profiles or the flexability to play in the tight positions at the front of the field. It could also be because most fat players are some of the oldest in the team and therefore have the most experience. They say they are fat because of slowing metabolisms, but we know its because they are lazy, and love the occasional huge meal (every day)!!!
Anyway, if your back players were not fat, what would they rest their markers on whilst they are hanging out of the right side of a coke can for 3 minutes a time! I knew there was an alternate use for man boobs other than to show women we can grow tits too!
Thats just my opinion on fat back men, from a thin back/middle man. Anyway, if we did not have fat players, who would we laugh at???? I for one would stop playing and become a recluse, watching sumo 24 hours a day!!!
Anyway, if your back players were not fat, what would they rest their markers on whilst they are hanging out of the right side of a coke can for 3 minutes a time! I knew there was an alternate use for man boobs other than to show women we can grow tits too!
Thats just my opinion on fat back men, from a thin back/middle man. Anyway, if we did not have fat players, who would we laugh at???? I for one would stop playing and become a recluse, watching sumo 24 hours a day!!!
That post has just given me my third star!!
Just thought I would share that exciting info with you all
Just thought I would share that exciting info with you all
****, I challenge all you skinny players who just posted on this thread to a running contest, and I guarantee I'd outrun most of you weedy grots!
Anyway, the reason you need big backplayers, is becuase most of the skinnyass front guys are a bunch of egotripping hotheads who always get in trouble when in pubs or clubs, and need the help of their bigger friends to get them out of fights with most of their teeth still in their mouths. Bunch of girly men!
Anyway, the reason you need big backplayers, is becuase most of the skinnyass front guys are a bunch of egotripping hotheads who always get in trouble when in pubs or clubs, and need the help of their bigger friends to get them out of fights with most of their teeth still in their mouths. Bunch of girly men!
Buddah : Mass at speed, my man... Mass at speed.
I killed an inflato bunker at USPL. poor kid, never knew what hit 'im. A freight train labeled "Tyger Express".
I'm deceptively fast for my size.
The bigger guys play back a lot becasue they can't run, or they don't like it, or they're tactical minds, or something. Either that or they like to shoot paint.
-Tyg
I killed an inflato bunker at USPL. poor kid, never knew what hit 'im. A freight train labeled "Tyger Express".
I'm deceptively fast for my size.
The bigger guys play back a lot becasue they can't run, or they don't like it, or they're tactical minds, or something. Either that or they like to shoot paint.
-Tyg
I do see your point Tyg, but I guess I'm the proverbial exception to the rule. Nine years of American football has tought me more than just speed, but some agility as well. However, if the grass is wet and slippery, woe betide those ho stand between me and my goal.............
275 pounds of unstoppable force sliding at ya! It wouldn't be the first bunker I go through unintentionally.
275 pounds of unstoppable force sliding at ya! It wouldn't be the first bunker I go through unintentionally.
"Freight Train Tyger"
Same here, mostly, it's a marvel I dind't break my ankle worse last time I played.
And, that bunker I killed, As I hear the story I blasted the kid out the other side (Inflatable bunkers, newton's law.) and sent him one way, and his gun the other, and the hopper the other... total garage sale.
I need high top cleats...
I like sprinting too much to quit it.
-Tyg
Same here, mostly, it's a marvel I dind't break my ankle worse last time I played.
And, that bunker I killed, As I hear the story I blasted the kid out the other side (Inflatable bunkers, newton's law.) and sent him one way, and his gun the other, and the hopper the other... total garage sale.
I need high top cleats...
I like sprinting too much to quit it.
-Tyg
Problem with my team is that most of it's players are roughly the same size. We considered calling ourselves 'The beached whales' for a while for that reason.
Has the ankle healed?
Has the ankle healed?