Where not dead yet!

[manike]

Originally posted by KillerOnion
Interestingly enough, Brit women flock to me since I came over here,

Yep, that's what how we avoid our hippocrokkawooffadogga's... we just farm them onto yanks. No self respecting brit would have anything to do with the kind of 'pugwalla' woman that the yanks tend to pull when they visit here.

As for Women flocking to the yanks? well obviously you are mopping up for us (since those women would never be able to pull a fellow brit they just know when to start at the bottom of the food chain...), but other than that my American friends always complain that the women here don't like American guys... except for the ones that resemble 'Rosanne' (and of course you are looking after all those for us aren't you KO )

Originally posted by KillerOnion
Also we can dance better too

LMAO, no, no, no, you just THINK you can dance... sheesh

Originally posted by KillerOnion
I'll get back to ya later on that one as soon as I reach a definative conclusion...

So I guess you will be posting again in about 30 seconds huh?

manike

 

[ascutt]

In the kitchen?

we can beat any Brit in the kitchen or backyard grill any day of the week

In the Kitchen/Backyard ? Sounds like the womens domain to me!! Do you have a nice apron to wear hilst cooking large quantities of over cooked steak and bland fried stuff.?




Scutty

 

[TJ Lambini]

Manike dude, it is lucky for you that TJ is centred and relaxed today or I might have had to bust open some crazy kendo moves on your ass. Seriously though, I respect your point of view man cos you are nje of the few people on these forums to consistently post entertaining and amusing comments...are you sure you're not American?


As to why I write for PGI, ask the Antman - he gave me the gig and just asked me to call things like I see 'em.

Robbo's biatch? Meeow.

Peace.

 

[manike]

Originally posted by TJ Lambini
are you sure you're not American?

If I was American I wouldn't have a sense of humour now would I? And I certainly wouldn't be any good at sarcasm... (opens door, please walk in...)

TJ do you talk like this in real life? Or is it just your net image? I can see how having a conversation with you would be difficult, oops I forgot of course it would be, you are American...

Crazy Kendo moves? That I would like to see I'll be at the cup... Stood behind Robbo!... but you will still be able to see me

manike

 

[TJ Lambini]

I've noticed you refer to Robo in most of your posts in this thread. Is it hero worship or do you 2 have some karmic G love thing going on?

 

[Mark Toye-Nexus]

Killershallot

I like your sense of humour dude - dance better than us??? hahahaha!!

You guys invented and then exported the worst form dancing in the world - I...am.......struggling........to....even........type..........it's........name...........................line..........(aaaaaah).................dancing..........!!!!!!!!

So that destroys your better in the kitchen/grill comment then!!!!!

Mark

ps you over here?? Where??? Catch you around sometime??

 

[KillerOnion]

Overcooked steak and bland fried foods? Nope, I leave that to Brits. Believe me, I can do steaks better than any you'll ever get over in the UK. You people can't even make charcoal right! Kingsford beats the crap out of those stupid lumps of blackened wood you put in bags and attempt to sell as charcoal...

Not to mention you don't even know what the hell a barbecue is! You think ANY outdoor cooking is barbecue...gawd what phenominal ignorance. I swear a country that conquered the globe for nearly 200 years and has such a freakin' pathetically small culinary vocabularly is a sorry sight to see. FOR GOD'S SAKE THE FRENCH KNOW MORE ABOUT COOKING THAN YOU DO! THE STUPID FRENCH! Yes, the nation that has had more constitutions than it has had years of existance (and it's only had constitutions since Napoleon!), has been invaded by any group of people with intelligence enough to pick up a spear, sword, or gun, and can't even clearly mark lanes to drive on the streets of Paris (and have to sandblast the sides of buildings because they pollute their own air so badly...not to mention took many centuries before learning to take baths, and used to put lead in their makeup) have a degree of culinary skill that makes English kitchens look Stone Age.

And I can equal or humiliate them.

 

[KillerOnion]

Oh, and yes I'm still over here till the 16th or so. We need to go out to some bar where they know what a fuggin Hurricane is, or a Long Island Iced Tea, or Hand Grenade....

 

[manike]

Originally posted by TJ Lambini
I've noticed you refer to Robo in most of your posts in this thread. Is it hero worship or do you 2 have some karmic G love thing going on?

Nope he's just my biatch.

Actually I am taking over his role as 'God's gift to Women' within the paintball world (well it is about time he retired... again )

manike

 

[manike]

Originally posted by KillerOnion
Overcooked steak and bland fried foods? Nope, I leave that to Brits. Believe me, I can do steaks better than any you'll ever get over in the UK. You people can't even make charcoal right! Kingsford beats the crap out of those stupid lumps of blackened wood you put in bags and attempt to sell as charcoal...

Not to mention you don't even know what the hell a barbecue is! You think ANY outdoor cooking is barbecue...gawd what phenominal ignorance. I swear a country that conquered the globe for nearly 200 years and has such a freakin' pathetically small culinary vocabularly is a sorry sight to see. FOR GOD'S SAKE THE FRENCH KNOW MORE ABOUT COOKING THAN YOU DO! THE STUPID FRENCH! Yes, the nation that has had more constitutions than it has had years of existance (and it's only had constitutions since Napoleon!), has been invaded by any group of people with intelligence enough to pick up a spear, sword, or gun, and can't even clearly mark lanes to drive on the streets of Paris (and have to sandblast the sides of buildings because they pollute their own air so badly...not to mention took many centuries before learning to take baths, and used to put lead in their makeup) have a degree of culinary skill that makes English kitchens look Stone Age.

And I can equal or humiliate them.

Sounds like you made your own challenge...

OK, barbecue at your place. Put your money where your mouth is

Sunday is good for me! How about you Mark?

Where exactly are you KO?

Ahh looking forward to a good steak

manike