weeeelll i have 2 nicknames
hedgehog, cos when i gel my hair it looks like a hedgehog has decided to sleep on my head
and cookie is cos one day in food tech we we're asked to say what food we'd be, so i said id be a cookie cos sometimes im sweet like choclate, sometimes im a bit nutty and other times im that blueberry cookie that looks like its growing mould on it.
so from then on my mate called me cookie, and i call him hob knob....cos hes a diformed dick that stinks the place out