Dammit!
You forgot the Kewlest one by far!!!!
You know, Holland! Home of the freak, land of the trippin'!
You forgot the Kewlest one by far!!!!
You know, Holland! Home of the freak, land of the trippin'!
What team are you on?
- Thread starter Emerson
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Hey, I play front, and I.....um, yeah.........what was I sayin'?
Us front players get more head trauma from dudes bunkerin' us, dudes shootin' us up close and personal all the time, slidin' really hard into bunkers, silly-ass back players nailin' ya' in the back of the head, all sorts of stuff. The hardest thing you back guys have to deal with is tryin' to find a clean spot on the ground to lay your doughnut so you can reload.
Oh, hey Micah, you're almost up front with me, I think you meant to say,"too smart."
Hey, I play front, and I.....um, yeah.........what was I sayin'?
Us front players get more head trauma from dudes bunkerin' us, dudes shootin' us up close and personal all the time, slidin' really hard into bunkers, silly-ass back players nailin' ya' in the back of the head, all sorts of stuff. The hardest thing you back guys have to deal with is tryin' to find a clean spot on the ground to lay your doughnut so you can reload.
Oh, hey Micah, you're almost up front with me, I think you meant to say,"too smart."
I'm glad you caught that ... it was a subtle joke ...
For some reason that I can't explain I have a personal vendetta against back players. If I have a choice to take out a back guy or a front guy I usually go for the back guy first even if it takes a little more work. Maybe it's because most back players play like little pussies ... -- Is it getting warm in here yet? I'm going to catch some heat for sure ...
-Micah
For some reason that I can't explain I have a personal vendetta against back players. If I have a choice to take out a back guy or a front guy I usually go for the back guy first even if it takes a little more work. Maybe it's because most back players play like little pussies ... -- Is it getting warm in here yet? I'm going to catch some heat for sure ...
-Micah
Alright, I fold. You are now flyin' solo, Bud.
I must say I do enjoy knockin' back guys off the field, it's just that it's pretty rare that they let me stick out enough to pop one off at 'em. Most of my games involve me shooting at one guy, at my cross, on the other side of the damn field, while some back player drops a case of paint at the tip of my barrel praying one will nick it. I'm not gonna lie, my mid' guys do most of the bunkerin', they're usually the ones who start it off anyway. It's easier for them to just do it, rather than trying to explain their brilliant idea to me and bounce me upfield. Aaah, the beauty of ten derelicts trying to communicate strategy amidst the anarchy of a paintball game. Well, that's my team anyway.
I must say I do enjoy knockin' back guys off the field, it's just that it's pretty rare that they let me stick out enough to pop one off at 'em. Most of my games involve me shooting at one guy, at my cross, on the other side of the damn field, while some back player drops a case of paint at the tip of my barrel praying one will nick it. I'm not gonna lie, my mid' guys do most of the bunkerin', they're usually the ones who start it off anyway. It's easier for them to just do it, rather than trying to explain their brilliant idea to me and bounce me upfield. Aaah, the beauty of ten derelicts trying to communicate strategy amidst the anarchy of a paintball game. Well, that's my team anyway.
Come to think of it ... I actually prefer it when I'm playing mid, see when I play front I break really long and just sit tight drawing as much fire as I possibly can but when I play mid I end up over taking our front guys and doing crazy zen like ****
But I always play front in 3 and 5 man. There's not much choice, it's basicly front or back ... thats it. It's a helluva lot easier to pick on the back guys in 3 and 5 man too.
-Micah
But I always play front in 3 and 5 man. There's not much choice, it's basicly front or back ... thats it. It's a helluva lot easier to pick on the back guys in 3 and 5 man too.
-Micah
Sweet mother of Jehosevath!
One thing that front guys do get more of than us back guys. And that's attention. Why do the boys that just that cower for 10-20 minutes and then go 'woohoo, we won' or get bunkered, get all the attention? Plus most of them get the girls too!!! Dammit! Life just ain't fair!!!!
It's a city! It's the capital of Holland/The World! Although it's so much different from the rest of the country that it could be a country on it's own.
One thing that front guys do get more of than us back guys. And that's attention. Why do the boys that just that cower for 10-20 minutes and then go 'woohoo, we won' or get bunkered, get all the attention? Plus most of them get the girls too!!! Dammit! Life just ain't fair!!!!