Listen geezers, don't fk Smiths off. Do you know how much trouble we have with them cos they think paintball is para-miltary. They've threatened to drop it before cos it might insight insurrection.
There's one simple solution: go to your local branch and place an order. We'll send em ten - one to you and the other nine on the shelves.
We're building relations (ie spending a lot of money with em next year), so don't go and bugger it up for us.