Originally posted by dirtydenn
on reading this i feel soo much less bad for blatting the fetts in the back 2 minutes after we'd hired them! seems it was going on all day
no, we was fair and honest all day....hmm...well almost
2 of the funniest of our underhandedness
being hired by the rebel side ti look after the jedi base. all standing around waiting toi be atacked when a ewok walks out of the base.
i spot him " hey, are you wicket?"
he takes a step back "ummm yeh....( scared voice )"
"right, drop him!!" ratatatataaa he got hosed.
"bounty him in boys"
that was funny enough, but the jedis didnt seem to mind we'd just hosed one of there ownn characters lol.
also, walking up to teh emperor.
"hey, u want to hire us to protect your base up there which is under atack?" i ask.
"no, they seem to be doing a good job of holding it" he says.
"ahh, but we could soon change that" i say with an evil glint in my eye
"hmm, i see, well here 2k then"
lol, was so funny, prtection racket.