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ChiZZerS

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well all i can say is...you are right...but trust me i HAVE made it b4... i have a scar made by the nitric acid on my left arm:eek:
its about 5cm long.

i would have scared my face if wasn't wering a paintball mask!
you open a bottle of acid and boom! an acid cloud that sprays everywhere

trust me guys... its not worth it....
 

ChiZZerS

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a very basic nuclear bomb;).........

get a block of uranium (the size of a house brick)
cut a hole in it abut the size of one of a small tea cup.

get the tea cup sized uranium pice and hammer it into a bullet shape...

put it into a stainles steel tube pointing towards the hole left in the uranium brik....

pack one end of the steel tube with TNT...

use a detonator to fire the uranium into the uranium brick....

then BOOM!
thats the end of 1/4 of britan!
:rolleyes:
 

Skeet

Platinum Member
Originally posted by Sephiroth
a very basic nuclear bomb;).........

get a block of uranium (the size of a house brick)
cut a hole in it abut the size of one of a small tea cup.

get the tea cup sized uranium pice and hammer it into a bullet shape...

put it into a stainles steel tube pointing towards the hole left in the uranium brik....

pack one end of the steel tube with TNT...

use a detonator to fire the uranium into the uranium brick....

then BOOM!
thats the end of 1/4 of britan!
:rolleyes:
Firstly...you forgot your Neutron Generator (silly boy, you would forget your head if it wasnt screwed on!)
What you want to do, is get your U 235 and form it into a sphere around a polonium-foil-beryllium9 sandwhich (only a small sandwhich, really small) so then you pop a bit of the U 235 out (core drill it, about .5 inch thick 1 inch long) depending on the size of your sphere...then you bung a long tube...about 4 feet long....onto the U 235 sphere..on the other end of that you pop your "bullet" of U235 into the tube and stick some HE behind it with a detonator etc.
Before you can go silly, you need to encase the U235 sphere in U238...this acts as a sheild coz its really dense and it stops all your free electrons etc ecaping and reducing the efficiency of you bomb...ok..now your ready...happy nuking..if youve done it right..using your formerly house brick sized lump of U235 you should have about 6 pounds of the stuff....now...you might fing that you have a problem...the bomb needs to be set up so that your two U235 lumps (the big one with the netron generator, and the little bullet one) are sub critical masses independently, but super-critical when brought together..this way, I would say use only 1 pound of U235 or adjust your bullet size to compensate....
What happens is..when you fire th e"BULLET" it hits the neutron generator and breaks the foil which seperates the two components....this releases lots of free neutrons...when the neutrons hit the U235 fission occurs....the sheild of U238 stops the neutrons escaping too quick before they can budy up with the bits of U235...the litle bomb th eyanks dropped on Nagasaki was similar to this...it 14.5 kilotonne yeild which means it was equivalent to 14500 tonnes of TNT going off pop..however..the bomb was only 1.5% efficient...which basicly means that only 1.5% of the U235 was fissioned before it was all blown apart...think about that for a moment...so you need a really strong sheild of U238 or "Tamper" to get an efficient bomb..but they still work real good....
 

Mikey D

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seph and skeet, the fact that you know how to do this, claim to have done it, and have these acids etc available makes me worry :D

warning, dont not ever try and burgle these guys, never know what you might find.
 

Skeet

Platinum Member
Well...I haven't claimed to have done anything regarding explosives or nuclear fission...however...knowledge is power..
you would be right in saying not to burgle me..not because of any of this..but, although im selling one of my firearms...it doesnt mean i dont have anymore...besides my mrs is well vicious!:)
 

Mikey D

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seph did claim to have done some of these (the scar bit)
but your missus could get vicious with me any time haha ;)

but ya gotta admit, seeing something go boooooom is a rush. were all born pyromaniacs
 

Mario

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do you not find it worrying that your talking about nuclear devices here? and the fact that the police do employ people to search the web to find out about ppl who would go to such lengths?

pyromania, funny, telling us how to form a nuclear bomb, reasonably funny but perhaps a little silly....ah well
 

Skeet

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This is true...while I can appreciate a big boom being very exciting..some would say that having made big bangs, it becomes more fun, to see what you can do with little ones, which is why shaped charges with PE is so much fun....being able to sheer inch thick steel with small amounts of PE for example is good fun..or puching a hole (a perfectly round hole) through steel like that..etc...is apparently good fun...;)

Thing s about Fission...its not too efficient...even if you use the Implosion method of detonation rather than the Gun Trigger method described by Seph...you still only get about 20% efficiency...now..Fusion is a different story...Fusion requires two gasses..now one of these gasses depletes quite rapidly so its shelf life is limited by its half life, so to speak...so what you need to do..is one of th gasses can be combined with Lithium, so that it can be stored like that (Deutrium gas) then you still need your other gas (Tritium)..now, a FISSION reaction gives off a whole load of neutrons which, when fired at Lithium (where your also keeping your Deutrium) produces..you've guessed it, Tritium!
but, your not ready to go yet, coz now youve got your two gasses, you need to compress and heat them loads...which funnily enough is also taken care of by your basic FISSION reaction, as they give off loads of X-Rays as well.
So..what you do is you put a little neutron generator, in the middle of a ball of Plutonium 239...then around the outside of that is a load of high explosive...
So.you detonate you FISSION bomb..this gives off loads of X-Rays which fly around inside your Bomb casing...these heat up your U238 tamper inside which is your Lithium Deutrerate and a hollow Plutonium 239 rod...now as it heats up it squeezes the Lithium Deuterate..the compression shockwaves from this, initiate another FISSION reaction in the Plutonium, which makes it give of radiation, heat and neutrons...the neutrons hit the Lithium Deuterate and make Tritium...now its pretty hot and pretty preassurised in this bomb casing, which means that the Tritium and Deutrium can combine via FUSION which gives off even more heat, radiation and neutrons...the neutrons form this reaction, mens that more FISSION occurs with the remaining parts of the U238 Tamper and Sheild...now the bomb cassing cant really take any more than this..and after suffering for a scathing 600 billionths of a second..the thing goes FLASH! KABOOOM! and does its naughty thing....
So this bomb prodeuces like a 10 000 Kilotonne yeild which is quite a lot..700 times more powerful than the Litttle Boy Fission bomb...its all getting a bit scarry...an you imagine what 300 million degrees C feels like? Nasty...and then youve got the blast from the explosion, which, if you werent close enough to get vapourised, is gonna shake you down big stylee.
Next..time travel...