Underestimated Team!!!

[Matski]

You got Will playing for you? You being serious or bull****ing, I thought he'd given up...

 

[duffistuta]

After a year on the road with Dynasty The Boy's come home to his real family...he can't make Amsterdam this w'end but he'll be doing everything else with us this season.

 

[phil killer clowns]

all you are probably not inspired by the clowns as when u play them you are usally in the dead box mind u with flash playing for u things might change

 

[Al Woods]

Phil

I always make sure I take a few with me though bro.

Flash should help us sort out our communication problems and with a few tweaks to the squad, who plays where and all that jazz, we should be rippin' soon.

The past few times we played you we had a bit of a losing streak and just couldn't beat you. Hopefully all that'll change.

A bit of competition is good I reckon.

Who have you lsot from your squad anyway?? I heard all kinda rumours. I know George has f'ked off and formed his Illusion squad but I heard you were quitting and other dudes had moved etc. etc.

 

[phil killer clowns]

well rummors dont you just love them ok the low down george is now an illusion lost players jason and jamie additions to the clowns dave mosley (ex banzi) andy hattan not too bad aswop wouldnt you agree and an old git like me still playing so the year should be quite intresting

 

[Al Woods]

Golden Oldies

Lets see if we can blow some cobwebs off that lil' old head o' yours eh Phil

Should be a good season this one I reckon (if the weather gets good anyway).

You done well with players exchanges there mate, Moldsey the midget is a pretty good addition, we'll have to watch out for him. So if we shoot him first, then you, then........ha ha haaaaa!! see you Sunday brother.

 

[DaveCopsey]

I think.......

That one of our majour advantages is the lack of recognition we recieve as a team. I have never heard any one mention our name and this means that when we walk on the field people dont know what to expect. We have crated a few upsets reciently. I dont hear all that much about nexus maby some one could give them some credit.

copsey

 

[Burb]

bored at work

Campaign power have only just showed up in the Amateur division, but instead of keeping their heads down like good little new boys they’ve decided to cause some trouble. When they took to the field against the Rushers, spectators could be forgiven for writing them off against a fellow Brit team who have been on fire. But, Campaign stormed down the right hand side using two players in the snake, leaving a slightly stunned Rushers team in their wake. Still, despite Ledz rolling out the old skool charm, Campaign were cruelly denied a place in the finals by 4 points.

Novice team Campaign Power were confident going into the afternoon games after beating everyone in their division, including the Amateurs, yesterday. But with 51 teams fighting for eight places, no one could afford to drop the ball (haha). Well, they didn’t, and those cuddly chumps from Surrey went all the way to take 1st spot with seven Maxes! And they’re all genuine Novice players – especially Niall Squire. Niall commented on their superb result: “I’m brilliant, I love me. Do you love me?”

They continued on winning their remaining games but had a very tight and entertaining game with the Amateur Campaign Power team. Campaign Power came out with determination and a hard break. Pushing both tapes with multiple players ensured they got command of key bunkers. Dynasty lost a player on the break and very soon it was 2 dynasty players out to 1 Campaign player. Dynasty worked up the field and turned it around with two Campaign players walking out at the same time making it 2 v 3. Then Campaign fought back and exchanged 1 player for 2 of Dynasty levelling it at 4 v 4. Oli Lang got into the lay down JT’s on the stadium side of the field and starting working his way right up onto Campaign Powers side of the field. He lived a charmed life when Andy ‘Super Scutty’ Scutt came over the top of his bunker and caught Oli off guard. Oli just managed to make it back into cover before the line of paintballs got to him. Campaign went down to 2 players and crossed up as Jamie (UK Xball team player) moved back to fill the rear corner. Scutty removed a dynasty player from the far teabag equalling the score and the game was very close to time as Oli lang decided he needed to make a move down field, he ran down a tape devoid of bunkers with Jamie screaming the move at Scutty across field and managed to take the centre and then Jamie from the tape. Dynasty ran the flag back with only two players and 25 seconds left on the clock.

There is more out there - but i finish in 15 minutes

 

[7lash]

Killer Clowns

Phil,

There are few teams anywhere that have had the balls to try and mug the Banzai back line in under 5 minutes (S****horpe, last year), fewer still that have got away with it.

That will never happen to me again, so I have it in my K2 contract that I don't have to play the Clowns.

 

[phil killer clowns]

flash u know its just because we promised alec that if he managed it that u would be so shocked he might get to kiss u before u realised what was going on and u know that your our hero