Two reasons to strip and clean your ION
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my word....some people have too much time on there hand
btw skeet you can tell if its a witch cos she'll have a funny nose...granted we put the nose and the mole on her face but shes still a witch!
btw skeet you can tell if its a witch cos she'll have a funny nose...granted we put the nose and the mole on her face but shes still a witch!
I see...Originally posted by cookie_834
my word....some people have too much time on there hand
btw skeet you can tell if its a witch cos she'll have a funny nose...granted we put the nose and the mole on her face but shes still a witch!
"So...if ...she weighs, the same...as a duck?"
"A WITCH!!! WITCH!!!!"
"Its a fair cop"
Bedevere Who are you, who are so wise, in the ways of science?"
Arthur "I am Arthur, King of The Britons"
Bedevere "My liege!"
Arthur" And what is your name?"
Bedevere "Bedevere, your majesty!"
Arthur "Then I dub thee, Sir Bedevere, Knight of The Round Table"
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Heavenley Voice:
Arthurrrr...Arthurr...King of the Britons...What are you doing?
Arthur: I'm overting my eyes oh lord...!
GOD: Well dont!
Arthur:
Tell your master, that I have been charged by God, on a Quest to find The Holy Grail and request he join me...
Guard:
Well...Ah weel ask im...but...I don think...he weel be interested...e allready got one, you see...
Arthur:
Allready got one?
Guard:
Oh...yess...itza verry naace!
(whispers to other guard), I told them, ees allready got one!
Arthur:
Well...can we see it?
Guard:
No! Now...goh awey, or a shal taunt you, a second timeah...!
Other way round mate:
"You Engleesh...food troff waater! I fart in your general direction...you sons of a sillly purson...your mother was a hamster...and ya fatha smelt...of...ELDERBERRIES!"
"You Engleesh...food troff waater! I fart in your general direction...you sons of a sillly purson...your mother was a hamster...and ya fatha smelt...of...ELDERBERRIES!"
" Sir Robin ran away...bravely ran away, away...
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled..brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
Infact...its so good, ive found teh quote!
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split...
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled..brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
Infact...its so good, ive found teh quote!
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split...