Originally posted by PaintballBudgie
Worker: "Boss this gat isn't up to standard."
Boss: "neither are the rest, fook 'em"
Boss' Boss: "Standard? You mean, like a sort of flag?"
Worker: "No Sir, it's something some companies have...like, you know...where they make something...and each one is pretty similar to another...like.
And if like, something doesnt measure up to the same level as the others, then they dont use it...like"
Boss' Boss: "Hmmm....sounds expensive.
I'm glad we at Smart Parts, dont pander to such things..I mean, how could we afford to build such reasonably priced products and make such good profit, if we had to worry about "standards"?"
Mind you...Ion is still a great gat!
Originally posted by Tom Allen
burn him anyway, what the hell....
But how do you KNOW, she is a witch?
"She tuned me into a Newt!"
Tell, me...do witches float in water?
"Yes"
And..what else floats in water...?
"Churches!"
"gravy!"
"Er...very small rocks"
King Arthur: "A DUCK!"
Im sorry...random moment there...