aiit after diggin deep in my inbox i found these for all the women out there... enjoy
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
If your husband gets a video camera for Fathers Day, lock the door
when you go to the bathroom.
Men like phones with lots of buttons and other gadgets they'll never
figure out.
It makes them feel important.
Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public.
They can learn in private; in public they have to know.
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the
last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out
in winter, you should
sleep next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that
snore.
Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter
and briefer,
and players' shorts get baggier and longer.
Men hate to lose. once a woman beat her husband once beat my husband at tennis. she asked him, "Are
we going to have sex again?"
He said, "Yes, but not with each other."
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female
menopause you gain
weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young
girls and drive motorcycles.
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need
instant replays in sports.
They've already forgotten what happened.
