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[NIALL]

Another thread title got me thinking about this, It really is a corker.

A certain rotund baller who has been at Campaign for years was complaining bitterly about his goggles fogging up.

Pipes and I (without a smirk) explained the benefits of inserting a piece of cheese into the mask. If it didn't de-fog straight away he should shake his head vigorously "to absorb the moisture" .

Needless to say reports of sightings kept coming in of a fat bloke looking like he was headbanging on the paintball field. Also he had cheesy streaks down the inside of his goggles for weeks after!!

Got any more??

 

[Graham-DV8]

LMAO!!

I only wish I had seen that

 

[PimpDaddyZanwaa]

We had a run in with the tiger Kidz at campaign, they were accross the hall from us at our hotel,

basically it started with them putting tooth paste on our door handle, guess who gets it ME! CHEERS, so i tried to catch my self a little Tiger but they were to quick, they all zipped off in to there rooms, god damb it, so i forget about it go to bed.
So the next day we get back from a hard day of ballin, and what else do i manage to grab on my door handle? A Johnny,( Euuuwww) So now this means WAR!, we chase them again and zipp there gone, so a more suttle approach is needed,

Hmm what can we do, got it
Firstly Take one kettle of Boling water,
secondly empty contense of bin that hotel have provided and add Hot water, garnish with Johnny,
Now Lean Bin against Offending little ****s hotel door and then knock to see what happens,

Bulls EYE, i pissed my self for hours great fun, then of coarse its still 2-1 to them so what else can we do,

Ding, i know lets do them lads a nice favor and order them a wake-up call. we thaught 3am should do it, Classic, LMAO

 

[eddiecsd]

Originally posted by PimpDaddyZanwaa
i know lets do them lads a nice favor and order them a wake-up call. we thaught 3am should do it

The Icing on the cake !

 

[Jon S]

2pence piece in the hopper, anyone?

Not too sure how it'd work in an agitated hopper, but it'll jam a gravity one nicely (good for rec ball). I tried to pull it off on my sister when she last played, but she wasn't as easily fooled as I hoped!

 

[Skeet]

I tried to pull it off on my sister when she last played, [/B]

Dont think thats the kind of thing you should be telling us!!
LOL!
Gaz

 

[Skeet]

One of my favourite gags (could be done to vehicles used from hotel to site or whatever)
find a friends car with suitable hub caps (ones that cover the cetre section of the wheel), place some 2 p peices in it (large enough to stay put and not get lost elsewhere)..then simply follow them, and see how long it takes before they pull over looking worried!
Previous victims have included:
+++Teachers at school
+++Teachers at other schools
+++Girls
+++Once waited for the Pizza man,done it while delivering to my friends house
Entertainment value 6/10
Gaz

 

[chunk]

lmaooo
would be very funny to c that

better he hates ya now lol

 

[Skeet]

He regularily delivers Pizzas to my house now...has done for the last 6 years, doesnt know..if he does..ive been eating pizzas with sh1t on for the last 6 years!!
Gaz

 

[chunk]

i got 1

this 1 time @ are site it was a big day and food was ordered and few sandwichs were left over
which we were allowed,however "weedave" had got their first and decided to add his own sauce "no dirty thoughts" lol he burst a ball and lined the whole sandwich wiv it

we all came down and 1 of the marshels took a bite and got a funny taste ,opened it and was wondering about this new thing ,but dave was sayin its a new sauce ,
he took another bite and splat it out ,as he had only caught on it was a ball
was extremely funny @ the time