Top Tips

[evil sharks matt]

never forget your cleats, as you might have to buy some at the event that are 2 sizes 2 big

mehhhh

 

[Andy_CFIRE]

If your playing in 90mph gale force winds and the field takes off. Dont sit there like a fool, run for the nearest bunker.

Remember Notts Skirmish Last MM/KOTH

 

[-Suicide-]

A good Food for Carbohydrates to release the energy is ACTUALLY (dont laugh) shreddies! and remember to add that sugar on top to give you an extra burst of it!

 

[Gups]

But remember that shreddies..esp shreddies with sugar...encourage bowel movements... so eat early and poo before u leave or you'll end up having to go in a 'Tourney Turdis'... not nice... How's that for a 'top tip fellas'?

 

[Pee Wee]

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Before your game starts get your team motivated and ready to rip.

More importantly get your self pumped and ready to to get in your oppositions faces!

DOMINATE WITH PAINT

 

[-Suicide-]

True GUPS it would NOT be nice to go for one in that BOX like THING! but the shreddies and sugar is a good tactic eh? eehhhh?

 

[stongle]

PCPs and anabolic steroids are not tournament illegal.

Kinda makes you wonder.......

 

[MrPink]

Ssssh!

Goob man, don't give away our secrets

 

[jonny_tomato]

id rather be a llittle calmer at the tourneys otherwise at the 10 seconds shout my leg starts to twitch and it feels like 10 minutes NOT 10 secs. in the meantime, my leg is goin like a pnumatic drill!

So.... my tip is ...............smoke big fat bong before and after the tourney! And maybe a quick giffter at lunch (courtesy of Ian)!

note: not so good for the front my who need to be running, but us lazy assed back men get get mashed and lap it up shooting the lanes!!!!!

Great fun!

 

[NBR]

"Hoppers
Eye's
Ear's
and Gun's.... Make sure they are all on!"

My little phrase b4 a break out!