Actually there are a couple of things that I think a lot of people besides myself would like to see, I guess starting from where you've left off....
11. An Adrenalin Shocker.
12. New Shocktech Sovereigns, with Bomb 3 ways, RAT valves, etc. Such would supercede the SFL, possibly even the Westwood.
13. TJ, Justin, and Robbo do keg stands. (For those of you unaware what a keg stand is, so you won't be totally embarassed for not knowing when next asked, a keg stand is placing both hands on the rim of the keg, doing a handstand while one person holds your legs in the air while another pumps the keg tap and holds the spout open for as long as you can drink. It is possible to chug as much as 10 beers nonstop this way....) Videotape and publish the results of such starting from the moment they stop and till the moment they drop.
14. 6000psi scuba tanks that are easily found and $200 or less.
15. Whoever came up with the idea of outlawing paintball in Germany and attempts elsewhere being tied up with duck tape to a chair, eyelids taped open, and forced to face a wall with Backstreet Boys, NSync, and 98 Degrees videos playing at full volume for 24 hours....then bring in Britney Spears under same conditions to strip totally and get really friendly, possibly place her hands where we all want to be, but be about 3 inches out of reach....for 6 hours. Afterwards throw them into a crowded Thai prison butt , hand and ankle cuffed.