Top 100 Paintball Excuses

[Luke C]

This is a conversation between me and Markie a couple of years ago.

Me - "Hi Mate, sorry I cant make it down tomorrow"

Markie - "Oh what the f**k? Why not dude?"

Me - "Actually, I am in prison. Apparently Rohypnol is illegal"

Markie - "..........oh"

 

[ioufx]

This is a conversation between me and Markie a couple of years ago.

Me - "Hi Mate, sorry I cant make it down tomorrow"

Markie - "Oh what the f**k? Why not dude?"

Me - "Actually, I am in prison. Apparently Rohypnol is illegal"

Markie - "..........oh"

lmfao, conversation killer eh?

 

[Dark Warrior]

Did in my case hahahahaha got a nice head shot on that last game after i shot my team for a laugh if you remember lol

Remember it well, twas a hoot that game.

 

[JamesJDdavis]

I would have hit you if I remembered to put paint in my hopper before I attempted to bunker you......as quoted from myself !

Player:Why the hell did you keep shooting me ?!

Me: Wasn't sure if that was Ow or Out ? sorry my hearings not very good....

 

[paintball target]

as Quoted.

"if you dont come out, i'll MAKE you come out" lol

hehehe

 

[purepaintballer]

''the paint didn't come out in the wash''

 

[wharfeman]

mum and dad made family plans that they are making me go to lol

I have seem to have a broken leg so i dont think it is possible that i will b able to play

 

[F0dd3r]

That was'nt the opposition, it was Jeremy Salm in the woods!

 

[chuckwood]

My dog ate my paint

 

[danrandon]

when caught wiping a gog shot, my excuse was, "show me in the rules where it says a photographer can't wipe his lens"

got away with it to ...... mainly cause the ref was laughing so much, i upped and gone