Top 100 Paintball Excuses

[PEBBLE]

"I cant make practise because my snake is ill" (Literally)

 

[JDO]

"It hurts when I pee"

 

[Hawkins]

naa cant go back there, That marshall will be pi$$ed if he finds out it was me...

 

[Cook$]

"Training? Training is for people who aren't good enough..."

 

[PortoX]

"Cook$ made me hungover."
"Yeh but it was *insert name* who shot me I'm not going to leave."
"Come check I got rid of this properly."
"I was having my photo taken I had to look good."
"Sorry but I'm a forum baller."
"I pay your wages, now wipe me down."
"Who has the gun in this situation?"
"On his LOADER JUDGE."

 

[void]

"but im ginger."

 

[Fento]

Im not shooting cos i dont want to hurt anyone.

 

[Bud]

This is an actuall incident between me and an very well known player at a Milly a few years back:

Me: your gone player, on your hopper

Player: where

Me: there (pointing to direct hit)

Player: Did you hear it

Me: Eh!!....hear it!

Player: Yes....did you hear it hit

Me: Eh........oh...yeah i did!!!

Player: Ok (walks off)

Me: ???????

 

[scott_peters]

I was shot by my own player, that doesn't count

Did in my case hahahahaha got a nice head shot on that last game after i shot my team for a laugh if you remember lol

 

[scoobytgi]

"Its from the Last game" (on the first game of the day)
"The bunker just moved!" (Masters June 2008, during the gales!)