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todays cheers up joke is....

Matt "Kenny" Pryce

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Originally posted by Intheno
right, so are we saying that I need to stop posting about it full stop?
Not even on this jokey thread huh?

Well, jokes are fine, but considering we've had half of the boards ripping it on our team its hard to tell when theyre jokes and when theyre just saying it to get to us. After losing a few players because of that one thread I know me and noza atleast arent in the best of spirits :(
Sorry for flames or snapping but its because of stress etc....
 

Mr. Suicide

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lmfao i was waiting for that, Stone mate :D you made me grin whilst drinkin me tea just then ;) lol, yeah biatch, you better watch out ;) not really....I'm a good boy...but i can just as easily get ma crew members to sort out some shizzle nizzle :mad:

Luke.
 

Richie-Carrot

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Mr Smith dies and goes to hell, whilst down there he goes to lodge a compliant to lucifer about how he has been unfairly treated Lucifer tells Mr smith, if you want outta here mate you gotta shag this lady for 2 days non stop......Mr smith says ok show me the lady and i will do the necessary....sure enough lucifer makes this really repulsive hag of a wench fishy draws 90 year old fish wife appear, and so mr smith takes her to the sex booth and carries out his task...............................2 days later mr smith comes out of the booth, and whilst gagging and wiping his fella with a baby wipe, he sees lee walking into the booth with the worlds most hottest chick !!! Mr smith really pissed off at this, goes to see lucifer and cries why is it i had to shag that friggin munta of a fish wife for two days, and yet lee gets that super model ????????? lucifer turns to mr smith and says SUPER MODELS WANT TO GET OUTTA HERE TOO !!!!!!!


:) sorry lee needed a name and cant use me own and yours is in topic, dont take it personally mate
 

Noza

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lads , ur making all thease jokes and offen bringing the team in to it can i jsut ask what have or has the hole team dne to u ?
 

Super Tit

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Cry me a river...

Originally posted by Noza
lads , ur making all thease jokes and offen bringing the team in to it can i jsut ask what have or has the hole team dne to u ?
Offended me with bad spelling
 

Mr. Suicide

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dude, have you seen some of these peoples sigs? "my views or actions do not represent my team or my sponsers" some people have that one.... maybe Lee should get it :rolleyes: but still, c'mon! I do admit noza mate, it's happened to me, someone thought i did something wrong, and I aparently "Tainted" confusions name....and gave em a bad name!

Luke.