todays cheers up joke is....
- Thread starter bruce
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hahaha! loving that last 1, only took a couple hours before a red heat joke was made..... bravo! 
Lets all jump on the bandwagon!!!111Originally posted by Super Tit
What's red, has 14 legs and a little prick?
Red Heat! ta da!
No really, did you sign up to the forums just to slate a team you know nothing about? The remaining Red Heat - ie what used to be the second team - havent done **** all.
stop spoiling our fun, we are being topical. Its not like Angus got any slack for whacking a load of coke up his nose and shagging those prostitutes now is it?
Don't do the crime, etc...
Anyway,
How many red heat players does it take to change a light-bulb
7, one to change it and the other 6 to back him up in case the bulb tries to start something, coz I swear to God if it does its going to regret the day it was born....
Don't do the crime, etc...
Anyway,
How many red heat players does it take to change a light-bulb
7, one to change it and the other 6 to back him up in case the bulb tries to start something, coz I swear to God if it does its going to regret the day it was born....
Knock Knock
who's there?
Lee from Red Heat
Lee from Red heat who?
Lee from red heat who's got my 6 mates with me. You talking sxxt about me you xxxx xxxxxxxx, I'm gonna xxxx you in the xxx and xxxxx your xxx in my xxxxxx, you xxxxxxxx xxxx. xxxx you and your xxxx.
who's there?
Lee from Red Heat
Lee from Red heat who?
Lee from red heat who's got my 6 mates with me. You talking sxxt about me you xxxx xxxxxxxx, I'm gonna xxxx you in the xxx and xxxxx your xxx in my xxxxxx, you xxxxxxxx xxxx. xxxx you and your xxxx.
there's an englishman, and irishman and Lee from Red Heat at a paintball tournament.....
wait, I don't have time for this any more.
wait, I don't have time for this any more.