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cowface

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we get ppl at the start saying 'can we shoot the marshalls?'

'well, if u do, we will be force to bring r 9bps markers out and send u out on the field' and they go'woooooooow'.

and we rarely get shot:).

we do get the odd little sh*% just having 1 shot at the marshall now and then.
 

chunk.Clan

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marshalling.

I have been marshalling for three years now and I have seen it all. I have been shot evreywhere. I have been threatened. I find you tend to have a problem with the customers when they are either scared, drunk or hung over. the worst case I had was one day when 25 people all turned up in the back of a transit van having drunk hugh amounts of Buckfast and beer.:( One guy fell asleep during a game, four told me where I could stick the equipment:eek: and went to the pub and the rest shot the **** out of me and the other marshalls for the rest of the day.

I know this is a extreme case but it can`t just be me that has these days is it?:confused:
 

Liz

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Poor Jinxy! As someone who avoids marshalling like the plague these days this probably counts as a player's viewpoint.

I think any player who deliberately shoots a marshall should be pulled from the game, with a rest of the tourney ban for a second offence. Note here I'm talking about the kind of incident e.g. where the player puts one shot into the marshall to get him to move - seen at tournaments everywhere I'm afraid.

Shooting the cr@p out of the marshall e.g. for fun, revenge, just don't like him/her, should be elimination & immediate ban from the tournament, with the team being made to play one player down for the rest of the event. It is totally unacceptable in ANY circumstances.

These guys work hard all day so WE can have fun, and most of them would much prefer to be competing rather than judging. The money isn't great considering how hard they work & the hours they put in, you end up much more tired than you would if you'd been playing & hits hurt sooo much more as the adrenaline isn't running when you judge.

Players treat marshalls in this way, & soon there won't BE any tourney marshalls and therefore no tourneys.

PS. Liked Russells no. 3 suggestion - was that made with his official "2002 ultimate" hat on?:D
 
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i think Tiny actually sums things up quite nicely in his safety briefs... when the usual question comes from one of the kids
"What happens if we shoot the marshals?"
he simply replies
"It makes your nose bleed" (with a clenched fist) :D
 

MarkehB

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As with everything is this game it seems, it would be hard to quantify whether someone had shot a marshall on purpose or accidently. I've shot (at) marshalls before, by accident of course but when all you see is a set of goggles then you tend to shoot at it.
 

Hotpoint

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Originally posted by Billy No Mates
i think Tiny actually sums things up quite nicely in his safety briefs... when the usual question comes from one of the kids
"What happens if we shoot the marshals?"
he simply replies
"It makes your nose bleed" (with a clenched fist) :D
That's the old Skirmish Lasham response. I can't remember if it was originally Tiny or Neil who started it there

Amazing the number of people who still ask "Why?" when you say it though :)

The best of the old-school marshalling tricks at Lasham was to walk up to someone on field poke them (gently) in the eye (or forehead) and say "Goggle Test" :D

Happy days (before No Win- No Fee Court Cases) :p
 

Liz

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Originally posted by MarkehB
As with everything is this game it seems, it would be hard to quantify whether someone had shot a marshall on purpose or accidently. I've shot (at) marshalls before, by accident of course but when all you see is a set of goggles then you tend to shoot at it.
That's fine in the woods (as I gather this incident was), but when you're talking about the marshall standing outside the boundary, up against the netting on a sup'air field getting the $hit shot out of them, it's pretty sure to be intentional (yes, seen this done).
It's one thing being shot when standing nowhere near a player with rentals or even rec-ballers, but the "sorry mate, thought you were the other team" or the "really bad aim" excuse just doesn't hold water most of the time in tourney play.