This site is pretty ownage

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

manning

Almao

Your since when no one told me.

Um then I must have been naughty, Ive been taking big bad paintballers for walks in my woods and dragging them to look at my toilets

I have whitnesses I was not dreaming brunch lol

 

[Manning26]

Uh.....yeah, remember, we talked about it that one time.....the other, um, day.

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Dam

There was me thinking I was a free agent

 

[manike]

Originally posted by KillerOnion
In fact, women find my tongue VERY impressive and eagerly inspect it for extended lengths of time.

Can you put the tip of it under your chin? nuff said

manike

 

[Buddha 3]

Well, he IS from Alabama (like Forest Gump)

Just joking.....

 

[KillerOnion]

Why would I waste time putting it under MY chin when I can spend time putting it under hers? The KillerOnion twin turbo tongue shifts into 6th gear when given appropriate racetrack and the competition is left way behind in the dust. Hrm...I gathered Sparklie was a free agent too, and being that she certainly seems to think so, that pretty much makes it official. So that being the case, it leaves things up to the guy SHE finds most suitable. And we all know who the money should be on when it comes down to it...

Who do you think shoots the better longball, cooks the better food, speaks the smoother, more intelligent, sexier talk, dances the better steps, catches the bigger fish, dresses well enough to make James Bond look like a punk rock groupie, and isn't currently involved with anyone (hehe, to keep Robbo from putting his name in the blank here)?

 

[Buddha 3]

The aforementioned mister Gump perhaps?

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Almao

But guys you haven't even met me I could have two heads one for buddhas beard and one for the goatie. I might have bribed them all with paintballs and cookies. They are not a figment of any imagination

I do have a long tounge before the pircing it I could touch the end on my nose Long tounges are cool

 

[Buddha 3]

Sparks, don't say such things on this board. There's a good number of single, fresh out of adolescense guys on this board, who might go haywire just thinking about women who can do tricks with their tongues...........
Be nice, and have pity on their hormone-wracked brains......

 

[manike]

Originally posted by KillerOnion
Who do you think .... speaks the smoother, more intelligent, sexier talk,

Well we know that can't be you as you're a septic...

Originally posted by SPARKLIE CHICK
I do have a long tounge before the pircing it I could touch the end on my nose Long tounges are cool

My EX wouldn't let me get my tongue pierced Said she didn't want to risk it getting damaged. (apparently it is possible to damage the nerves.... ewwww)

It's even been mentioned on Radio 1 by Sarah B (I kid you not!)

manike