??? That would be if I was from Kentucky, West Virginia, or Arkansas, which I'm not. My ex-roommate was a hillbilly, in fact, and didn't at all adhere to any of the stereotypes. He did, however, raise his own pigs and chickens, and brough home some of the tastiest ham and chicken and stews and chili that I've ever tasted.
The chewing tobacco part I happen to do a little bit of, though not much (and don't tell Sparklie Chick!!!), just enough to help me kick the cigarette habit. I brush my teeth afterwards, so what's the problem anyway? In fact, I brush my teeth at least twice every day, floss, and use Listerine. I've never had to have more than one crown on one molar, and that was when I was around 9 or so. Other than the fact that I drink a bit of coffee in the morning which makes me need extra whitening toothpaste, you can't find anything at all wrong with my dental health. In fact, women find my tongue VERY impressive and eagerly inspect it for extended lengths of time.
