Things you hate about people in paintball

[Robbo]

Originally posted by Tricky
Ganstas, paintball is a sport not a direct entry to the mafia! Speak english for gods sake and drop the ali g ****

Damm right Tricky, I'd like to stick a pair of 16oz gloves on some of these idiots, stick them in the ring and video it.

Gangstas???

They would look like a couple of epileptic windmills in there, crying like bitches whenever the first punch accidentally landed on one of their scrawny little heads.
If only........

They would look about as tough as one of my ole gran's dumplings

 

[sumo89]

Originally posted by kris
people who moan bonusballing about being shot 5 times! WTF

i saw someone play with a tippman a5 cos there main marker broke, they went to the 50 then promptly mugged the person on the other wide of it. The guy who got mugged shouts: " Hey what the ****! Why'd you shoot me so much?"
the mugger: "I hardly shot you"
the mugged: "NO, You shot me like 5 times!! grrrrrr"
his response of being mugged was almost as funny as the guy using it.

 

[Jurg$]

Double knee slides and Smally

 

[PEBBLE]

WOW

I never thought my thread wud get this popular

right the thing i hate the most and most funny is when teams walk the field then all of them breakout and do double knee slide in their bunkers then hold an imaginary marker in their hands with other people walking the field at the same time, ya'll know wat im talking about

When people say see you in the middle before the game and lock it up then after they say 'well we lasted, there a good div1 team and they didnt smash us

and people on the chrony who fire 1 ball every 5 seconds to get 298fps on the chrono through a whole hopper (whilst there is a cue behind them), i literally fire about 5 balls and am happy with 270fps

 

[Gurney]

People who bring in ringers, Im sorry, but last month with your regular line up we put you into next week. Now half of your players are "Ill" and you "Are forced" to field replacement players from a few divisions above, you beat us and go round giving it the big un`!!
I know people are probably gonna say you only get better by playing better players, but if you are playing a series and those points count towards a prize/accolade at the end its a little hard to swallow

I agree with people who dry fire................OMG STOP IT NOW

 

[TenaciousM]

The thing i hate most is when "TOURNIE" players bitch about rec ballers being weekend soldiers and putting out the "WRONG" image of our beloved sport,
most GOOD ballers started in the woods and learnt how to play with mech or pump guns and if you were to do away with rec ball/punter ball you would cut your player base dramaticly leaving you "TOURNIE" players no chance in hell of ever catching the US or anyone else for that matter!!!

let them be weekend warriors cos once they get the bug they will stop with the face paint, cammo and don the bright colours and run down the tape and double tap your arse!!!!

oh and the fact it costs so fricking much to play on a regular basis!

 

[TheRenton]

i've seen players in tourney with face paint and camo on

 

[pid]

paying £35 game fee each, so £245 and winning a cup that is worth about £15.

what really grinds my gears is the people who walk the fields while doing the whole pointing and shooting lanes thing.

The way some people use claims of being sponsored to make themselves look better. Give them a free pen/hat/keyring and before you know it they feel obligated to put the company's name in their forum sig and jerseys. They aren't fooling anyone! Mind you the industry people have a certain amount of the blame for this as well in my opinion. Call a bulk buy special offer a special offer, not sponsorship

DAM RIGHT . !!

 

[Robbo]

Originally posted by TenaciousM
The thing i hate most is when "TOURNIE" players bitch about rec ballers being weekend soldiers and putting out the "WRONG" image of our beloved sport,
most GOOD ballers started in the woods and learnt how to play with mech or pump guns and if you were to do away with rec ball/punter ball you would cut your player base dramaticly leaving you "TOURNIE" players no chance in hell of ever catching the US or anyone else for that matter!!!

let them be weekend warriors cos once they get the bug they will stop with the face paint, cammo and don the bright colours and run down the tape and double tap your arse!!!!

oh and the fact it costs so fricking much to play on a regular basis!

..most people started wearing nappies but fortunately we grow out of them....

 

[PKNUTZ]

nothing wrong with woodsball, but i dont agree with scenerio , espcially when they have markers with grenade launchers and stuff toysoldiers. its a stepback for paintball