Things that make you laugh, on field.

[Robinator]

funniest things

The funniest thing for me in paintballing is when you are marshalling a bunch of newbie kids who are absolutely terrafied of getting shot and don't know the terrain of the field.... last saturday i was bored ****less as these two teams had got themselves huddled into their bunkers tighter than than my tiger stripe thong, i mean there was absolute silence! when one mildly chubby kid made a break in the most direct line stright to the next bunker, unfortunately he wasn't aware of the bloody great hole right in his path until he hit the bottom of it a full speed. I laughed my ass of so hard. trouble was this kid could have really hurt himself, he fell really hard so me and another marshal rushed over and tried our best to show some concern between the fits of laughter. He just groaned a bit.

The other thing i find funny is when a kid does something like tripping on a pothole and full on head butting the bunker they were running for. when you go and ask them if they are OK in that obligatory way that you are supposed to, they turn to you and say NO in a really whiny voice.... well WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO ABOUT IT? You wouldn't believe the number of times i have wanted to say this to some of the whiners we get.NEVERMIND

 

[Robbo]

Andy Piper walking onto a paintball field, damn makes my sides hurt every time I see it

Robbo

PS Sorry Pipes.....just had to do it m8.......... hee hee....will email u later with info u require !

 

[Richard Kirke (DUPS Rocket) UK]

A long long time ago

when I was just starting out (last year in other words), we were at Elsham playing aseries 2001 and some team or other walked all over us (much like many other games that day). They then proceded to all walk off the field to copngratulate each other, instantly eliminating themselves, depriving them of anything but the 25 points for eliminations, and giving us... 25 points for eliminations

An ex-player of the Dups's called Al was the last left in behind the back left coke-can, an oposition player mugged him in the groin, at which point he dropped to the floor and rolled around in pain. It wouldn't have been so funny if the ball hadn't bounced, thus they had to shoot him again! The marshals nearly died!

That's all I have to say about that

 

[Bex]

It was great when freak (given hid name for obvious reasons) was asked to give some cover fire for a team member and promoptly shot that player in the leg. That was bad enough but when he then screamed at the top of his lungs "I'm sorry Girraffe, I'm sorry!" It was hard to concentrate on finishing the game off with a straight face.

 

[Meyer]

My personal funniest story just happened to me today. We had a team practice at a local field, we knew some of the team couldn't make it so we decided to just have fun and play some rec-ball, its hard to find time to do that between practices and tourneys. Anyway, it was a 2 v 2 with one inexperienced ref, I had invited my father to play (this was his first time) and we had met up with a walk on. My father and I teamed up against my team captain and the walk on, and somehow I made it up past the 50 (I'm a slow back player) with the two of them still locked in the main bunker. I got my captain on a snap shot, and was moving around to bunker the other when he came blazing out running down field, I saw two hit his back, so I jumped behind a bunker while the ref checked him. Meanwhile, my father had moved up to the 50, had missed all of what happened, saw me and thinking I was an opponent, shot my barrel. I didn't feel the hit right away, so I jumped out of the bunker and yelled same team, just then I looked upfield, and saw the other player, the two I had hit him with had bounced, and he had made it all the way down the field. He fired one shot, and bounced it right off of my left nut. I fell down, called a hit, and layed there writhing in agony, my father was quickly eliminated, and when the game was over, my captain came running out, flipped me onto my back, and was soon joined by the other players standing about me and laughing.

I sent another 10 minutes nursing myself back to health in the staging area, with everyone around me laughing and trying to piece together what happened.

 

[Henry.B]

silly children

this was not really his fault, but an american kid came up to me and saw the front block cover on my cocker and blurted out to his other newby friends, "woah guys he's got a silencer!" i just pissed myself in front of them. lol.
other funny stuff, um lemme think, my dad playing?