Things that make you laugh, on field.

[Mysteriousmoose]

We were running some scrimmages on a tubeless airball field. I decide to break to the center 50 prop, so does one of their guys. I get so destracted looking at that player that I slam right into the center "temple" bunker and send it flying, along with the other guy. The guy hits the ground on his back and shoots himself in the foot. I scramble and jump under the temple on their 30 yard line now. Needless to say I got pulled pretty damn quick, but they eliminated the player that shot himself. Don't know how i got away with that one.

 

[Tiny(D.R)]

How's Dream World

I remeber you going flying, i nearlly passed you your hopper, it went so far.

As for shooting 3 of us out, me thinks not.

We are looking for reality not fantersie.

 

[Tiny(D.R)]

Freindly Marshals

This is a good one. But you have to picture this in your head.

Right it the last game of the day, (Rental Customers) & the site owner tells the Marshals to grab some Pyro’s for affect.

Now these work in the same way as a match & a matchbox, & for some strange reason one of the marshals put the striker in his pocket with about 10 Bangers.

About 5 min into the game, this marshal hear’s hissing from his pocket.

About now panic starts to sets in, as he is unable to remove them from his pocket as his gloves where preventing him from doing so.

So the marshal decides to pull down his trousers & stick his fingers in his ears.
At this point another marshal see’s that his colleague is in trouble & comes over to help him.

Now the way this marshal help him was by. Standing behind him, thus putting his mate between him & the blast, & stamping on his pocket.

Now from where I was standing, all I could see was a marshal with his trousers round his ankles & anther marshal behind him rocking. This brought about 40 customers & myself to tears.

 

[Alien]

LMAO Tiny

was this at Sparklie's?

Alien

 

[styles mugger]

One word-> WALKER.

 

[How]

tiny- wen i sai i shot three of u out i was talkinto dave not u, ur guys lit me up

 

[Tiny(D.R)]

No it was not at Sparklie's.

This happened years ago. Still makes me chuckle though.

 

[Tiny(D.R)]

How

Now i understand, i was just in shock after you said you shot 3 people out.

 

[Maggot]

Things that make me laugh

Last round of midland masters, guesting for Tremmor, Ed borrowed an angel lcd with warp feed (keep in mind he doesn't usually use a warp feed). After breaking a ball in the barrel and applying a squeegie, he then turned the gun upside to fire it off and check everything was still working smoothly, and promptly shot himself in the hand. How I laughed (as did the marshall who was standing beside him, who proceeded to pull him out while trying to stem the giggles)

 

[mynamesdave]

when i was playin rec-ball, i was sittin behind a bunker making a nuisance of myself (this comes natural 2 me) and all of a sudden a marshal walks up to me, says "the other team don't like you m8-better run." And as he said that, he dropped a paint grenade right next to me! I nearly shat myself, it was one of the first times i had been paintballin. I got away however, and it made me and my mates laugh so much after the game!


daz