So, this NPPL top 18 business...

[Intheno]

Baca, how could I offend you, I am one of your biggest fans

I just want to say to the rest of them, please resist the temptation to point out that I am his only fan, as he seems a little sensitive today....

 

[Baca Loco]

Originally posted by Intheno
1--Baca, how could I offend you, I am one of your biggest fans

2--I just want to say to the rest of them, please resist the temptation to point out that I am his only fan, as he seems a little sensitive today....

1--oh all right, you can't. But your cant I find annoying on occasion. See what I did there?
2--that's okay too. My Mommy loved me when I was little. Though why she wanted to hug me with that pillow over my face all the time I'm not really sure.

 

[Intheno]

what did he just call me?

 

[manike]

The trouble with 'rad' is that I used it way too much the first time around, about 18 years ago, when I used to skate. I remember the magazine of that name...

And since then it's also been far too abused and linked with the apalling 'cowabunga' and thus I'm afraid it's hard to make it become part of my vocabulary.

As for being a septic... well I've dyed my hair, had plastic surgergy and put on weight, drive a 5.7 litre American Icon and ride a chopper... what more do you want?

I refuse to wear cowboy boots and say y'all though...

Baca, I know, I was just messing with you. How's the article coming?

Hmmm maybe Baca could make Cowabunga rad again...

Nah.

'plunge' is my favourite word currently...

 

[Intheno]

I can't believe that you used the word 'cowabunga', even in jest.

In order to become more septic I would suggest

inserting the word 'like' before pretty much anything

losing all knowledge of world affairs outside of the US, as it is no longer important.

Start watching sports where the last 5 minutes takes forever because they have to keep taking a rest.

*******ize the English language to the extent that it is no longer recognisable, and then say 'don't you speak english' to all those English people that no longer understand you (that one's a killer)

refuse to walk anywhere, ever.

wear trousers (you should call them 'pants' although they are not) with elasticated waist-bands, visors, and those silly bum bags, and get one of those wallets with the chains on it.

say eye-rack instead of iraq, nykee instead of Nike, adeedus instead of Adidas, and so on, etc.

lose all lane etiqutte when driving on the motorway, just stay in the fast lane no matter how slow you are driving.

forget how to drive 'stick' ('driving stick' meant something different to the girls at my school)

anyway, enough. Do all that and you are laughing.


you say tomayto, I say xxxx xxx

 

[manike]

Originally posted by Intheno
I can't believe that you used the word 'cowabunga', even in jest.

See, now you understand why the word Rad is forever tainted to me.

Originally posted by Intheno
inserting the word 'like' before pretty much anything

I've been practicing that above already!

Originally posted by manike
Like fo' shizzle.

Originally posted by Intheno
In order to become more septic I would suggest

inserting the word 'like' before pretty much anything

losing all knowledge of world affairs outside of the US, as it is no longer important.

Start watching sports where the last 5 minutes takes forever because they have to keep taking a rest.

*******ize the English language to the extent that it is no longer recognisable, and then say 'don't you speak english' to all those English people that no longer understand you (that one's a killer)

refuse to walk anywhere, ever.

wear trousers (you should call them 'pants' although they are not) with elasticated waist-bands, visors, and those silly bum bags, and get one of those wallets with the chains on it.

say eye-rack instead of iraq, nykee instead of Nike, adeedus instead of Adidas, and so on, etc.

lose all lane etiqutte when driving on the motorway, just stay in the fast lane no matter how slow you are driving.

forget how to drive 'stick' ('driving stick' meant something different to the girls at my school)

anyway, enough. Do all that and you are laughing.


you say tomayto, I say xxxx xxx

That is so true! And made me laugh, I have to deal with that every day. Worst thing is that everyone who makes fun of my accent thinks they are the first one to do it... yeah you're really funny and original, you fat ugly bitch (oops sorry shouldn't have let that out). Just as long as no one else asks me if I'm from France... and I swear they were serious. I can accept being accused of being Australian or South African, but French?

They also think that the term 'limey' is offensive, I'm like no arsehole it's not.

It's great when they think the two fingered salute is 'peace' though...

Some idiot asked me if we had 'a 4th of July' in England, I was like of course we do, it comes after the 3rd and before the 5th.

 

[Grendel-Khan]

It never ceases to amaze me how the most important of topics discussed herein can so easily devolve into non-sense and gossip. We love you p8baller!
Anyway a quick word from the American contingent. First of all the use of the word "rad" experienced a minor comeback along with all the other 80's nostalgia. But it has now reached it's natural apex and is soon to be replaced with "Krunk". Thats right, all you euros that like to talk like Americans while your saying bad things about them, that is the new go-to slang. i.e. That invasion of Iraq was , like, totally not krunk. Or, it's time to get krunk dawg, bring that klobb into the hizzay and take it in the grill beeatch.
Also in the spirit of unilateral desicions I have cancelled the use of all smiley faces and reported all posters to the Department of Homeland security. You guys ever been to Cuba? I hear Guantanamo Bay is gorgeous this time of year.

 

[Intheno]

Actually I have been to Cuba, on holiday (vacation to you) and it was most pleasant and unspoiled.
The preconception that our american cousins have that Cuba is a dreadful place is totally false, and perpetuated only by the fact that they are not allowed to go there. Must be infuriating for them, but at least it means you can visit the placeand not see a McDonalds/BK/Wendy's etc. on every corner, which is nice. Hence I can assume that Guantanamo bay is in fact 'lovely' at this time of year, except fr the part of it that you built your dirty great prison in.

The fact that Rad has weathered over 20 years of use makes it almost a staple word in the US language. I am prepared to bet that Krunk does not last the year.

I would like tro see some support for the word Rad. It has has taken some stick, particularly in the early to late 90's, when it was considered 'naff', but it has come through and is now cool again.

'Krunk' indeed, who are you trying to kid mister?

As far as the smiley faces go, I always thought they were a bit gay anyway, so I'm not bothered. I was just trying to keep myself in cool-school. I may not have the same fear of the DHS as you do(it is actually a low budget furniture store where I come from)

 

[manike]

The latest 'cool' over here is to make sure all your sentences end with biatch.

So don't forget that if you want to be cool, biatch.

Just wait, I'm working on the 'biatch gun' right now, biatch.

 

[Baca Loco]

Originally posted by Grendel-Khan
It never ceases to amaze me how the most important of topics discussed herein can so easily devolve into non-sense and gossip. We love you p8baller!

Anyway a quick word from the American contingent. First of all the use of the word "rad" experienced a minor comeback along with all the other 80's nostalgia. But it has now reached it's natural apex and is soon to be replaced with "Krunk". Thats right, all you euros that like to talk like Americans while your saying bad things about them, that is the new go-to slang.

GK, I tried, dude.

As to the rest, you're wasting your time. The Eurokids only know cool when it kicks them in the a** and even then they're always a few months behind. All the hatin' is a desperate attempt to convince themselves they's really superior even when they spend every waking minute copying their lives after 15 year olds on PBN. It's especially telling when grown men like Intheno and Manike have to build themselves up with English snobbery. I mean, heck, 5 years from now there won't even be an England. Then they can pump themselves up with their equality to the French.