smallest and lightest player?

[Smally85]

Hmm...

...suitable comeback... darn it this never happens to me!
Must think of witty remark...
...aw this sucks! HeHeHe

 

[ally]

Um i dont think so if so you must be all bones?

 

[Smally85]

6 stone!!! Are you alive?

 

[ally]

should start another thread cool cumbacks in tight situations

 

[Smally85]

Well in the words of a friend of mine...

... the most effective comeback I've heard recently is 'Your Mum!' It never fails to make people cry with laughter and then scowl at you!!!

 

[ally]

Yeah used alot at my school or i like using manderin swear words

 

[Smally85]

Fluent in manderin? Any language other than English goes straight over my head... far too ignorant!
Although I do know Kung Foo, Karate and 47 other dangerous words!

 

[ally]

not fluent but been taught by friend e.g. sai ban diaw

 

[Twisty]

Captain Small, Smallster, Smallenia and the one and only smallllll--outia also work well. Trust me, hes on my team
Twist

 

[jeevusmaximus]

6 stone? wtf?

You can't be 6 stone How, I am near enuff the same size and I am about 8 and a half. Seeing as your taller than me and about 4 years younger, I would say I have a good chance of being one of the smallest and skinniest ballers here.