smallest and lightest player?

[Simon Malone]

go on then..............

bout 10st 3, and roughly 5"7/8. Funny thing is I can't run for sh!t, and must have the slowest trigger finger in the south of England

Just remember guys, Bruce Lee was small and he kicked ass

 

[Smally85]

Hmmm...

... I've noticed that he has been posting a little quickly... but the posts I've read have been kinda sensible and to the point... not like shall we say Joe Bob who seems to be a little mad!

I will now say that yes I have posted a lot of crap recently but I couldn't care less about stars... so am I exempt from starchaser status?

 

[Smally85]

I'm called Smally...

...because... I'm incredibly big downstairs... and wake up! No really my last name is Small therefore the nickname is kinda sensible!

 

[ally]

Well put smally

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Lol my esteemed team captin the lovley Gillie of 6E murderous if she in the snake shell be the last thing you see!

 

[Smally85]

You cannot begin...

... to understand the amount of times I've been asked that question! Thing is my father has had the same problem, and his father before him... my children are destined to a life of being called Smally... Hmm a valid reason for never having children methinks!

 

[ally]

oh small i thought you were compensating for something else being tall. No offence supose to be a joke like in SHREK

 

[Smally85]

I am at one with my manhood!

I am more than happy with the size of certain parts of me... to be honest I'm past caring what people say! HeHe
Besides its not the size that counts its what you do with it!

 

[ally]

Well i'm totally speechless um good



comeback lol

 

[How]

i'm 6 stone quite tall tho.