It's that time again as things are deader than Jerry Garcia around here lately. As we await with baited breath the latest pronouncements from on high--or is it just the guys making the decisions who are high?--let's have some fun as we gaze into the future and see what's in store for 04.
(The more outrageous and bizarre the better--and more likely to be correct.)
Here's a few to get you started.
WDP will release the trickest all mechanical marker ever made and call it the "Cherub."
PGI will sponsor an Old Timer's tourney of 15-man in the woods using only CO2 and the participants will never be heard from again although fisherman off the coast in the vicinity of the tourney will swear they saw a giant wicker man burning in a meadow.
The PSP will switch to 7-man (along with divisional X-Ball) in hope of killing off the rest of the competition like they did with 10-man
Some lunatic will come along and suggest WAS (and the rest) actually pre-set the debounce so bounce isn't possible and take the auto out of semi-auto markers.
The NPPL will introduce a new bracket of competition called Punks and Gangstas as they expand their effort to draw in more lame ass no game musicians.
Taking marketing in a new direction NY Xtreme will come out with a team wifebeater and DYE will buy every pair of used denim jeans from Goodwill stores across the country, stitch their logo on 'em and charge Gucci prices. It will prove impossible to keep up with demand.
(The more outrageous and bizarre the better--and more likely to be correct.)
Here's a few to get you started.
WDP will release the trickest all mechanical marker ever made and call it the "Cherub."
PGI will sponsor an Old Timer's tourney of 15-man in the woods using only CO2 and the participants will never be heard from again although fisherman off the coast in the vicinity of the tourney will swear they saw a giant wicker man burning in a meadow.
The PSP will switch to 7-man (along with divisional X-Ball) in hope of killing off the rest of the competition like they did with 10-man
Some lunatic will come along and suggest WAS (and the rest) actually pre-set the debounce so bounce isn't possible and take the auto out of semi-auto markers.
The NPPL will introduce a new bracket of competition called Punks and Gangstas as they expand their effort to draw in more lame ass no game musicians.
Taking marketing in a new direction NY Xtreme will come out with a team wifebeater and DYE will buy every pair of used denim jeans from Goodwill stores across the country, stitch their logo on 'em and charge Gucci prices. It will prove impossible to keep up with demand.
