Stores that rip you off on paintball prices are considered evil in my book, what do they think i am made of money
People who are evil!
- Thread starter D. Random
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You guessed right they do think you are made of money
my brother after he has had a curry (once cleared a pub including the landlord he was barred for life from that place
) his ar$e is a deadly weapon 
More things and people that are evil:
Highways with faded and/or partially painted lane stripes all going in different lanes. This especially annoys me when I'm going somewhere in the rain and/or at night and when I don't know where I'm going.
Companies that make socks with seams in the toes that stick out too much on the inside, causing blisters, ripped off toenails, and excessive lint accumulation between toes.
Squirrels that chew their way into attics, scamper around in circles, then die and plague the house with a bad smell and tons of ants.
Bartenders that don't know how to or are not prepared to mix hurricanes, mai tais, Hand Grenades, screaming 0rgazms, red snappers, and other good drinks. Actually, it's split evenly between evil and lazy. Bacardi Breezers, Smirnoff Ice, and such are partly to blame for that, but honestly the notion that you have to go to different bars in some northly located island countries that I won't name (Let's just say they have a music history that they're not currently living up to.) to get a competent bartender is just appalling.
Record company executives who don't do their duty to say "Another freakin teeny pop star?! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE WITH THAT GARBAGE! That stuff went out of style in 1982!" and "Metal?! You call that metal?! That's kiddie land carosel music played at double speed through a guitar by some loser on meth that's had maybe 2 lessons with another bozo screaming agonizingly on the toilet with explosive diarrhea after having woken up broke and hungover after being ditched by his prom date! Hey Ozzy, please go teach these kids what music is or beat them into the ground with a telephone pole." Let's not also forget "Wow. Got enough gold on ya? Oh, I see. Bail reserve. That crucifix should be enough for a triple murder charge. Record contract? Sorry, we've already put out 10 rappers this year that mention their own name 30 times each track, so all slots are full at the moment...sorry if that sets back your plans. By the way, rehab's out the door and two blocks down on the right, no appointment needed."
Landscapers that plant the same trees over and over again EVERYWHERE. Plant some walnut, chestnut, apple, crabapple, cherry, sassafras, persimmon, pecan, and other actually useful trees for a change!
Sunglasses companies that put impossible to find screw sizes in their most expensive models.
Whoever writes the warning labels on alcohol. They leave out bits like "Ask what time of the month it is for her BEFORE consuming," "Put your wallet and keys in a zippered pocket," "Put your tube/bus pass in a laminated sleeve on a lanyard around your neck NOW!" "Boyfriend of woman you're picking up on IS bigger than you and is in the Marines but has a smaller dong than you, but that won't matter if you're beaten unconscious," and "Yes she wants to sleep with you. However, her brother lives down the road, can see you drive to her house, and is a national champion pistol shot."
Cable companies with all varieties of hidden fees, hidden that is, until you sign with them and they already have $50+ of your money.
Highways with faded and/or partially painted lane stripes all going in different lanes. This especially annoys me when I'm going somewhere in the rain and/or at night and when I don't know where I'm going.
Companies that make socks with seams in the toes that stick out too much on the inside, causing blisters, ripped off toenails, and excessive lint accumulation between toes.
Squirrels that chew their way into attics, scamper around in circles, then die and plague the house with a bad smell and tons of ants.
Bartenders that don't know how to or are not prepared to mix hurricanes, mai tais, Hand Grenades, screaming 0rgazms, red snappers, and other good drinks. Actually, it's split evenly between evil and lazy. Bacardi Breezers, Smirnoff Ice, and such are partly to blame for that, but honestly the notion that you have to go to different bars in some northly located island countries that I won't name (Let's just say they have a music history that they're not currently living up to.) to get a competent bartender is just appalling.
Record company executives who don't do their duty to say "Another freakin teeny pop star?! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE WITH THAT GARBAGE! That stuff went out of style in 1982!" and "Metal?! You call that metal?! That's kiddie land carosel music played at double speed through a guitar by some loser on meth that's had maybe 2 lessons with another bozo screaming agonizingly on the toilet with explosive diarrhea after having woken up broke and hungover after being ditched by his prom date! Hey Ozzy, please go teach these kids what music is or beat them into the ground with a telephone pole." Let's not also forget "Wow. Got enough gold on ya? Oh, I see. Bail reserve. That crucifix should be enough for a triple murder charge. Record contract? Sorry, we've already put out 10 rappers this year that mention their own name 30 times each track, so all slots are full at the moment...sorry if that sets back your plans. By the way, rehab's out the door and two blocks down on the right, no appointment needed."
Landscapers that plant the same trees over and over again EVERYWHERE. Plant some walnut, chestnut, apple, crabapple, cherry, sassafras, persimmon, pecan, and other actually useful trees for a change!
Sunglasses companies that put impossible to find screw sizes in their most expensive models.
Whoever writes the warning labels on alcohol. They leave out bits like "Ask what time of the month it is for her BEFORE consuming," "Put your wallet and keys in a zippered pocket," "Put your tube/bus pass in a laminated sleeve on a lanyard around your neck NOW!" "Boyfriend of woman you're picking up on IS bigger than you and is in the Marines but has a smaller dong than you, but that won't matter if you're beaten unconscious," and "Yes she wants to sleep with you. However, her brother lives down the road, can see you drive to her house, and is a national champion pistol shot."
Cable companies with all varieties of hidden fees, hidden that is, until you sign with them and they already have $50+ of your money.
Originally posted by FAMINE
Ha ha, u light weight rooster
A day to break a man, pffttt, I can do it in a few hours and just for fun too
Just for the record that is when I am being nice! I have been know to tear heads of at the drop of a hat!
who needs to drop a hat!? i'll tear heads off just because they are there, and for no apparent reason. It doesn't take much to irritate me, a word, the colour of an item of clothing, an inocent glance in my dirrection, ar$y shop assistants and those irritating people they get to do the voices on automated phone systems
"all our lines are currently bussy, please hold the line"
"all our lines are currently bussy, please hold the line"
Evil personified is the woman who gave birth to Natalie Cassidy (Sonia from Eastenders), jesus that bird is ugly, she looks like a cross between Ann Widdecombe(yuck) and Shane McGowan(toothless ugly tw*t). When she is doing a scene Im sure most of the 10 million + people who are watching avert their eyes from the screen!!! I know I do.
Sorry to you Yanks who have`nt a clue who she/he is, if you wanna see a pic of her check out www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/characters/sonia_j_biog.shtml
People of a nervous disposition should not view!
Sorry to you Yanks who have`nt a clue who she/he is, if you wanna see a pic of her check out www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/characters/sonia_j_biog.shtml
People of a nervous disposition should not view!