People who are evil!

[FAMINE]

Originally posted by TheRo0sTer
Ok I am thinking that sometimes I can be an Evil *******... Why cause when I am in a certain mood I will kick a man while he is down and continue to kick untill he breaks! For the most part I can break a man within a day when I am in that mood!

My Ex-wife because while we were married she took more then $2400 dollars of my money that I gave to her to pay bills and she never did. Then I got stuck with a chapter 13 bankruptcy...

The SOB who cut me off while riding my Motorcycle causing me to crash into his rear right fender. Giving me a gash requiring 10 hours of surgery giving me 180 internal and external stiches. Almost lost my Left leg due to the MOFO!

The Person who runs the weather system in the UK cause it rains way to F@#$ing much! Oh and only on Tournament days!

Ha ha, u light weight rooster
A day to break a man, pffttt, I can do it in a few hours and just for fun too

Not many people piss me off but if they do, then i am prob the mpst evil guy in the world woohoo

OK also evil is my missus Thats why i love her
My cats, they are spawn!
women who dont swallow, women who look cute from behind then turn out to be damn ugly when u get alongside.
And my sinuses are pretty evil today too

 

[Wookie]

I fully intend to be evil when I finally catch up with the little C0%k-sucker that broke into one of my servers over christmas. I keep having almost pleasant daydreams about using his head as a means of seeing how tough a baseball bat is.

Oh yes, and my old Cell Biology lecturer. She nearly failed me for using a 50's B movie reference to highlight cell mutation effects. Bitch. Luckily she got pregnant and left uni the same time I graduated. Hahahahaha! She had to suffer lots of pain!!!!

Oh yes, and the cat I am looking after at the moment for leaving a mouse in my shoe the other day. It came as quite a shock when I tried to put the shoe on. Luckily, the sock was quite thick.

Wookie

 

[John Molloy]

Wookie that just shows the cat likes you its catching breakfast for you keeping its adoptive family fed (just wait until you find a row of half eaten birds at the bottom of your bed now that cat was truly a thing that hell would not want on its payroll)
she was a blue point Siamese and the most lethal animal within at least 5 miles, rottweilers ran at the sight of her and she could strip a human hand to the bone quicker than a hundred piranha that was one wicked cat

 

[STTAB]

im pretty sure david blunkett is evil. he always carries that dog around (incase anyone messes with him) and he always has that look in his eyes, you know hes just had a bath in babies intestines

 

[STTAB]

ah yes, almost forgot.

my registration teacher. caught me writing on someone elses jotter and wanted me to write a 4 page essay on rules.

i wrote and drew 6 pages on why rules are great (like if there was no rules like gravity, then eating would be more fun) accompanied by pictures....it gradually got more insane.

i have never made anyone as angry as i made her. i was made to write another one (she didnt specify it had to be sensible or serious). i didnt draw any pictures this time but i did describe pictures i wanted to draw.

although being in my last year at school and having an almost clean behaviour record there was cal for me to be suspended/ expelled...this led to a meeting with the rector (head teacher) who luckily for me had a sense of humour

 

[John C]

Floating point arithmetic.
Thats EVIL

 

[Draven]

Evil People

the most Evil person i know,.. personaly would have to be Mourning Star,.. the guy's a complete nut buster,... (no offence M. Star,... you know it's true ) he's most deffinatley a one man front line moral destroyer,.. piont him at the opposition, light the blue touch paper and retire to a safe distance,... like australia, the south pole,... or pluto if you can manage it lol

 

[mourning_star]

the most Evil person i know,.. personaly would have to be Mourning Star,.. the guy's a complete nut buster,... (no offence M. Star,... you know it's true ) he's most deffinatley a one man front line moral destroyer,.. piont him at the opposition, light the blue touch paper and retire to a safe distance,... like australia, the south pole,... or pluto if you can manage it lol

Thanks Drave!
give away all my dark little secrets. roflmao
but your point is valid, and i'd suggest pluto!
and thats still not far enough! mwahahahahahahaha!
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My victims are rich or poor, young or old, strong or weak
I cause millions of accidents, I am cancer in your bones
I fathered the lie, twist what you say, speak not the truth
I am insidious, impartial, deep inside your chromosomes

I take what you love, and leave you in tears
I imprison your soul, your hopes are my games
I strip you of pride, my promise is in vain
While you burn at the stake I dance with the flames

I bring poverty, sickness and death
A worthless handshake, the slickest thief, I steal your wealth
I answer your prayers for greed and lust
More than evil, I laugh at your trust

I am more powerful than all the armies of the world
I am more violent than violence, more deadly than death
I have destroyed more men than all the nation's wars
I am relentless, unpredictable, waiting for your last breath

(prince of darkness by Megadeth)

 

[cowface]

the most evil ppl, idi amin, stalin, hitler

 

[Panic]

Evil

Ill be Back, Purple

Evil eh, well i guess Dr Evil

No, we all know that Big Bird from Sesame Street is Evil in Carnate (or was that carnal )

And of course, My Father in Law for allowing me to marry his daughter

Finally, Barry Manilow He is the dark one come for us all

panic, Partially crazy, definitely MAD