Paintballing and tattoos

[MissyQ]

Missy, I have heard that line from you before and it generally precedes some poor girl being relieved of her attire, and the rest is just too horrible to imagine.
Rosie, I cannot for reasons best left unmentioned, reveal to you the true identity of MissyQ but suffice to say, it's best you swerve this character and give her (him) a wide berth, a very wide berth indeed.
If you ignore this advice, you may live to regret it, much like a poor, waif like figure I once met in Pittsburgh who had succumbed to the siren call of MissyQ and as a consequence never suffered from constipation again.
The truth is out there, the trick is, just don't go looking for it.....eeeeekkkkk !

Whatever Jackie Collins.

 

[Leah]

.........why don't I trust you , what have I done to you!!!?
I'm a wuss; I want the results but without the pain .

Rosie

This is the least painful piercing I have had and heals the quickest.

 

[Robbo]

Whatever Jackie Collins.

Frikkin' cheek, I think I'd prefer to think of myself as somebody a lot more erudite, somebody such as.....hmmmmm.....now lemme think..... Jean-Paul Satre ????
At least he was all about endeavouring to tie down the truth of the matter whereas Jackie Collins was all about tying down people to their beds