Paintballers in the Armed Forces

[Tricky]

right is he 1 of those peaple is he

Yes he is Welsh!

 

[Bryan leaver]

we cant hold that against him no one is perict lol

 

[Whitt8211]

Hi just a question for those ballers in the Armed forces. I'm considering joining up. It may sound trivial but what constraints has this had on your balling. I know there are a few of you who go on tours of service but also play regularly

You just have to make the most of the time you have in UK, the moneys good especially when your away so plenty of cash to spend when your back. It all depends what job your doing and where your posted, some war dodgers never deploy

 

[mikey601]

Dude i'll give you a lenghty reply tomoz morning but im already half cut just on my way out with a lovely set of twins

Yes you can here rich crying from all the way in Norwich

 

[PortoX]

You just have to make the most of the time you have in UK, the moneys good especially when your away so plenty of cash to spend when your back. It all depends what job your doing and where your posted, some war dodgers never deploy

Prince Harry?

Rob Kennedys out in iraq at the moment. He never missed a millenium last year (i dont think so anyway). But he's in the RAF so might be different between each of the services.

Good luck with it mate.

Btw Rob's name on this is Little Kendo if you want to talk to him im sure he would help out.

 

[Skeet]

On a dusty mountain side, in deepest, darkest Afghanistan two British soldiers are pinned down by a hail of bullets. The two have not only been separated from their unit, but from each other. "Butch", is hiding behind a large rock, frantically waiting for an opportunity to wrap and a hundred yards ahead of him, "Tito", is emptying his load towards the Afghans, surrounding a waiting Humvee.

Suddenly, a 6 foot tall Afghan, with a beard like Papa Smurf, saunters towards the Humvee, oblivious to the gunfire, pauses for a moment ...then hops inside. With that, the soldiers and the Humvee, tear off into the distance, leaving only dust and a strong smell of body odour, in their wake...

Butch scrambles up the slope, to his colleagues side...

BUTCH: "Tito...dude, you OK...that was some scary ass sh!t man...have some gum."

TITO: "Yeah man...and like, I'm nearly out of pods...I mean bullets dude, I'm sure as hell glad that's over!"

BUTCH: "So..like...who was that in the Hummer dude? Was he a Don?"

TITO: "Well...like, I'm pretty sure it was Osama Bin Laden, dude.

BUTCH: "No SH!T!!..Really...but dude...you like...could have shot him easily man....what are you playing at?

TITO: "What?! Shoot him...are you ferkin' crazy dude? I'm flying outa' here tomorrow...Campaign Cup, is like in 2 days man...if I'da shot the freak, the paper work would have kept me busy 'till at least next Tuesday!!

 

[Maddogwhitey]

if I'da shot the freak, the paper work would have kept me busy 'till at least next Tuesday!!

Skeet, meant in jest i know....but kinda not cool dude. funny though...granted.

 

[slam]

True it does depend what services you are in (Army, Raf or Navy) or what job you do, but if you join the Army expect to get sent all over the place, even if it's just on exercise.

 

[titoburito]

Skeet mate... well, what to say to that

Thanks for all the help and info, going to go down to the AFCO and see whats what. Swaying towards the RAF but all depends who'll take me

 

[mikey601]

Skeet mate... well, what to say to that

Thanks for all the help and info, going to go down to the AFCO and see whats what. Swaying towards the RAF but all depends who'll take me

Take everything the AFCO say with a HUGE pinch of salt mate.

In short, they are liars. They'll tell you anything you need to hear so you sign on the dotted line. Think of it logically, they have a quota of people they need to sign up, your just another number to them and all the personal bull**** they will throw at you is just that, bull****.

I would strongly suggest lookinh into another career path ie. None of the armed forces