Paintball slang--21st century

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The funniest

Originally posted by Urban


"Milky, milky" - I can't believe I paid one thousand of my english pounds/american dollars for this blender.

Urban

That's the funniest one by far, but I have better

'Oh my god... I've been riddled numerous times, by both opposition and teammates alike, whilst trying to pull off a fantastic buker run, in which i tripped on a twig landed on my squeeje and it has been inserted into my rectum, and Im being lit up like a christmas tree and my ass looks like that map at the begining of bonanza' - OWNED

 

[Davo at work]

Slang

"I must go and lube my gun up for tomorrow" Meaning : I am sick of watching this pointless bilge on the TV i.e. Eastenders et al and I am going into the garage as you are getting on my t1ts luv, I intend to randomly fire my paintball marker whilct hding beind different objects in the garage and send the dog into a major frenzy.

"Where the f$@8 did that/he come from?" - Back playing colleague of mine, did you happen to see when those paint filled projectiles eminated from as I apear to be covered in the fr1ggin stuff!