Paintball slang--21st century
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"On 'iz 'opper, marhsall FFS!" - I say, Mr Marshall, I believe if you cast your eye's over that gentleman/ladies hopper you will find some paint, placed there by my good self some five minutes ago
"That's an ass kicking, baby!" - I believe we won that game quite convincingly.
"I'm out, you *censored* *censored*!" - Please refrain from firing at me as I was hit 30 seconds ago and am in the process of walking from the playing field.
"Milky, milky" - I can't believe I paid one thousand of my english pounds/american dollars for this blender.
"One Monkey!" - A member of the opposition is about to start shouting "I'm out, you *censored* *censored*!"
Urban
"That's an ass kicking, baby!" - I believe we won that game quite convincingly.
"I'm out, you *censored* *censored*!" - Please refrain from firing at me as I was hit 30 seconds ago and am in the process of walking from the playing field.
"Milky, milky" - I can't believe I paid one thousand of my english pounds/american dollars for this blender.
"One Monkey!" - A member of the opposition is about to start shouting "I'm out, you *censored* *censored*!"
Urban
Cant resist joining in........
"Is this a hit?" (pointing to large shot on goggle lens) = You've just caught me playing on but I am hoping you're so stupid as to believe that - (A) I didnt feel a paintball hit me directly in the face and (B) that I didn't see the paint dripping down my lens.
"I never felt it!" = Despite the fact that I screamed like a stuck pig and flinched with the impact 1m into my 50m 3-person mugging run I am going to try this on the hope that you're weak and stupid enough to take the 3 people I have just shot with me and not 3-4-1 me the way the rules state you should.
"I'm not shot" = go away for 30 seconds and give me a chance to wipe the hits you haven't seen yet.
"I am not signing that scoresheet" = I am a major militant protester, the paintball equivilant of those lesbians at Greenham Common, and, although I realise that it doen't make a toss of difference whether I sign it or not, my principles will not allow me to sign something so inherently corrupt.
"Is this a hit?" (pointing to large shot on goggle lens) = You've just caught me playing on but I am hoping you're so stupid as to believe that - (A) I didnt feel a paintball hit me directly in the face and (B) that I didn't see the paint dripping down my lens.
"I never felt it!" = Despite the fact that I screamed like a stuck pig and flinched with the impact 1m into my 50m 3-person mugging run I am going to try this on the hope that you're weak and stupid enough to take the 3 people I have just shot with me and not 3-4-1 me the way the rules state you should.
"I'm not shot" = go away for 30 seconds and give me a chance to wipe the hits you haven't seen yet.
"I am not signing that scoresheet" = I am a major militant protester, the paintball equivilant of those lesbians at Greenham Common, and, although I realise that it doen't make a toss of difference whether I sign it or not, my principles will not allow me to sign something so inherently corrupt.
Don't forget the alltime classic: Marshall, check him!!!
Which ofcourse translates as: Look away from me, I'm about to remove some paint from my body/go on a bunker run with 12 guns pointing at me/whatever.
Which ofcourse translates as: Look away from me, I'm about to remove some paint from my body/go on a bunker run with 12 guns pointing at me/whatever.
Jeez
Are you guys all confirmed cheats???!!!???
Anyhow, here's the real slang for tha new Millennium...
Doing a Nielsen - Changing teams every five minutes
Carter Syndome - on-field deafness brought about by over-excitement and dirty ears
Born-again Christians - Will apply to Thunderstruck, Fusion, Lockout et al. Why? Cos they won't play on sundays...
He got Pipered - back corner guy removed in first 30 seconds of game from a seemingly impregnable position
Are you guys all confirmed cheats???!!!???
Anyhow, here's the real slang for tha new Millennium...
Doing a Nielsen - Changing teams every five minutes
Carter Syndome - on-field deafness brought about by over-excitement and dirty ears
Born-again Christians - Will apply to Thunderstruck, Fusion, Lockout et al. Why? Cos they won't play on sundays...
He got Pipered - back corner guy removed in first 30 seconds of game from a seemingly impregnable position
TJ
Oi Lambrusco, not a confirmed cheat, just a marshal who is sick and tired of being treated like an idiot! - "Its spray marshal!";"Yes, of course it is player, let me just remove your armband so I can wipe the 'spray' off you"
Love the 'Pipered' line, must use that next season.
How about:
Getting TJ'd - Travelling half way round the world to play paintball only to get jumped by two 12 year old catholic school girls and their poodle.
Doing a P8 - Talking your team up all week before a tournament only to play sooooo badly it actually hurts to show your face in public!
Oi Lambrusco, not a confirmed cheat, just a marshal who is sick and tired of being treated like an idiot! - "Its spray marshal!";"Yes, of course it is player, let me just remove your armband so I can wipe the 'spray' off you"
Love the 'Pipered' line, must use that next season.
How about:
Getting TJ'd - Travelling half way round the world to play paintball only to get jumped by two 12 year old catholic school girls and their poodle.
Doing a P8 - Talking your team up all week before a tournament only to play sooooo badly it actually hurts to show your face in public!
"on his foot/leg!" - meaning there could be a possibilty that whilst the player was running into his bunker he skidded onto a paintball leaving a mark on his foot/leg, for which i am going to claim responsability for!
Getting TJ'd - Travelling half way round the world to play paintball only to get jumped by two 12 year old catholic school girls and their poodle.
Dude, believe what you want - just be aware that tha free world is safe this holiday season because of my actions in Baghdad that weekend.
Doing a P8 - Talking your team up all week before a tournament only to play sooooo badly it actually hurts to show your face in public!
Well, they were missing me - and besides, four wins for a team made up of two newbies, two retired players and three hungover guys who'd had one hour's sleep ain't that bad.
Dude, believe what you want - just be aware that tha free world is safe this holiday season because of my actions in Baghdad that weekend.
Doing a P8 - Talking your team up all week before a tournament only to play sooooo badly it actually hurts to show your face in public!
Well, they were missing me - and besides, four wins for a team made up of two newbies, two retired players and three hungover guys who'd had one hour's sleep ain't that bad.
I have some!
Being Duffed- meaning talking a better game than you have ever played in your life!
I've been Jeremy'd- meaning- shot from some where but no idea where as ther are no woods around!
Piper
Being Duffed- meaning talking a better game than you have ever played in your life!
I've been Jeremy'd- meaning- shot from some where but no idea where as ther are no woods around!
Piper
