A couple of teammates were going to the local paintball store and they stopped by the team captain's house, to pick him up. As they were leaving, the team captain's wife said, "Have fun, and don't spend any money."
To which the captain remarked, "Make up your mind."
QUESTION: How many tournament players does it take change a light bulb?
ANSWER: Only one, but he needs a ref to "Check it, check it, check it, check it . . ."
QUESTION: How many recreational players does it take to change a light bulb?
ANSWER: Ten, cause every tournament player knows one pro is worth ten Rec-Ballers.
QUESTION: What follows two days of rain?
ANSWER: Monday.
QUESTION: How can you tell the difference between a tournament ref and a normal person, when they're lying dead on the road?
ANSWER: The normal person has the skid marks BEFORE the body.
To which the captain remarked, "Make up your mind."
QUESTION: How many tournament players does it take change a light bulb?
ANSWER: Only one, but he needs a ref to "Check it, check it, check it, check it . . ."
QUESTION: How many recreational players does it take to change a light bulb?
ANSWER: Ten, cause every tournament player knows one pro is worth ten Rec-Ballers.
QUESTION: What follows two days of rain?
ANSWER: Monday.
QUESTION: How can you tell the difference between a tournament ref and a normal person, when they're lying dead on the road?
ANSWER: The normal person has the skid marks BEFORE the body.
