Originally posted by Andy Piper
Lane
Don't post stuff like that you will keep the old man up all night!
He will be rocking back wards and forwards in the corner of his bed room crying for his mummy!
On second thoughts!
Duuuuude, what choo talking bout Piper ?
When I first met Alex about 5 years ago, I tried to tell him to wear a bag over his head as I had learned from bitter experience just what it was like to be a sex symbol.
But Pipes, would that guy listen?
Nah, now obviously I was having to fend off a lot more women than he and he therefore didn't have the degree of invasion of privacy I had to deal with but the Swedish Schmuck ignored my well intentioned advice and ran headlong into a barrage of hormonal females bent on screwing his ass.
He's only got himself to blame as far as I am concerned, my strategy was far more noble and considerate, I got myself married and put a wedding ring on...but hey would it stop?
It stopped when the alarm went off and I woke up
That man can pull chicks like jailbirds pull plonkers..he's a goddam machine but hats off to lane, if ever I felt like he (God forbid it never afflicts me) there is no way I would admit to that homo cr@p going on in my life.
Lane...respect dude, but you keep your sorry ass that side of the Atlantic mate
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